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Actually, I have an apple actually, John. If you've got one in the fridge, I know I'm off the chocolate for Lent. I know I know it's July. Yeah, it's August 2nd now, 3rd. Yeah, Jesus, summer's flying by off past altogether, isn't it?

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Do you go anywhere yourself for the summer? No, I'm actually off to Alicante next Tuesday.

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Alicante. Thanks very much for that, Alicante. Sorry about that. The feeling inside when somebody is kind enough to do a little tip, it brings out the worst and I'm going to go out in a limb.

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It brings out the fucking best as well. You go and bring out the best in me. Now, into the carpal tunnel. Come on. Into the carpal tunnel we go. We know where this leads to. This is the exchange. The Bitcoin exchange.

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This is your man down the town. His name is Sam Garvey. And he works downtown in a wooden hut full of guns and weaponry which are all illegal in this country. You can't buy them over here.

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But you can buy them at Sam's shop. Because he's done it for years. He's got a family business, you know. And there's no harm in him at all. He's innocent.

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Let's talk to this guy. And he's got some rare things on sale as well, which is a great little situation if you're into that. Also, if you've got anything in your fucking purse, you can sell it to him as well.

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What are you selling? What are you selling? He asks. Well, I'll tell you what I'm selling. I'm going to sell you a spinal times two.

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Is that all, stranger? That is all. Four thousand pesetas, please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Yeah, Grigoski. Thank you very much for your glorious tip. Glory to Hosanna in the highest.

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Thank you.

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I can feel it coming in the air tonight

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Oh Lord

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And I've been waiting for this moment

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For all of my time

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Oh Lord

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Thank you very much for that

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Uh oh

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Move move move move

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No no no no no no no no no

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Yeah sorry I had to fucking move there

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Cause someone someone

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I didn't see it someone put up a fucking thing on the screen

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Did it go up on the screen?

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Did the last one go up?

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Whoever did that?

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Grogoski and there was someone else was there?

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For fuck's sake

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Do you know what can you do?

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I was really getting into it then with the fucking uh

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The Gregorian chant

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It doesn't matter anyway

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You don't need to repeat it in the chat

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Thank you for your glorious tip

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Thank you very much

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Mark Dargan

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Thank you very much

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Can you feel me?

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Can you feel something in the air tonight?

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Oh Lord

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Oh Lord

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Oh Lord

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Oh Lord

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What are you playing here?

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You're a fox called the taxi, thank you

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Thank you very much for your time

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Thank you very much for your time

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Thank you very much for your time

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*Sings*

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Now what am I doing?

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What are you doing?

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Sorry about that.

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I'm shook now because I fucking didn't monitor that.

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Not that it fucking matters, you know, obviously it's not a...

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And they left a message that says, "What other games have you planned to play in the future? Metal Gear Solid maybe?"

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After writing that on the screen.

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Jesus Christ.

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Boxes of Cobra Toxin, thank you very much.

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Bear with me. Bear with me now. Bear with me. Bear with me.

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EOGCloud at gmail.com.

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EOGCloud at gmail.com.

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Just going to dox whoever that was there.

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EOGCloud at gmail.com.

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That's who it is.

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But they're blocked.

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EOGCloud at gmail.com.

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And we're reporting you to the guards as well.

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EOG.

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Just going to get in touch with the guards there now.

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That's okay.

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Yeah, the guards are in front.

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Best luck with the guards anyway.

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What are you buying?

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Now, let's have a look here.

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We can tune up some guns I'd imagine now.

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What are you buying?

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I really have been thinking long and hard about the reload speed of the rifle, to be honest with you.

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I really think that if I get that up to level two, I'm really going to really progress further and stronger in the game like never before.

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Is that old stranger?

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So we'll go with that custom tune.

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Thank you very much, Sam.

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Thank you.

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Krogoski.

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Is it that big of an issue?

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Francis, I'm sure he was just trying to be funny and didn't mean anything bad by it.

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Probably not, no.

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It's probably fucking grand, like, you know.

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But I need to make a song and dance about it for the crack on stream.

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What are you selling?

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There's no point now in selling anything else.

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I've got nothing to sell to Sam.

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At this time, we can just leave it and we've tuned up the gun for a bit.

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That's all I'm bothered about, man.

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You know, tuning up the gun a little bit.

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Like, you know, you can take that rifle out for the night then and go hunting.

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Goodwill hunting.

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McSlee.

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Thank you very much, McSlee.

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McSlee.

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I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

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Oh, Lord.

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McSlee.

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You know, that's where it was.

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That's where it fucking was before it got derailed.

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Now, let's have a look at these.

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Where do you get all this artillery?

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Well, that's Sam Garvey for you.

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That's all he does.

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Artillery, artillery, artillery, all night, man.

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That's all he's done all his life.

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He's no other business.

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Get yourself some Uzi.

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Yeah, I'll buy an Uzi, so.

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Just because you asked.

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And, uh, McSlee, thank you very much.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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What are you buying?

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Is that old?

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Will it fit?

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Can you do some rearranging in this?

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Could you rearrange your jobby?

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Dooboo dooboo.

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This is very satisfying when you get a nicely organized box.

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Right, okay. Do you reckon they'll give me the Uzi now?

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Why not combine the herbs? It's a great idea, Drew. Drew, I can't believe it, man. Where did you come out with that idea? How did you think of that?

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I cannot believe that you told me to do that, man. Thanks so much, Drew.

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I'll put that there like that. It's like Tetris, but better. Like that. Maybe we might do that there. Maybe we might put that there like that. Maybe we might do that there like that. Then we'll do this one here like that.

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Yeah. Wow, so much room in this little box now. Put the scope at the bottom. Reload the shotgun. No problem, Francis.

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yeah Wow so much room in this little box now put the scope at the bottom reload

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the shotgun no problem Francis

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he's very calm isn't he he doesn't mind me aiming the gun at his head just to

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reload just to reload mind and this is a guy who runs a shop a fucking weapon shop

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he lets me reload the shotgun and pointed at his face hmm reload your guns as Jay

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that's a real Jordan B Peterson tip that you give me there I'd like a bigger clip for this I'd like a bigger clip I can reload the hang gun anyways well see how we get on

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if you're playing on harder difficulty and you shoot Sam in the face he never comes back imagine that

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imagine that poor guy what are you buying let me see tune that up tune it up again tune up the rifle tune up the shotgun is it better to tune up the shotgun or the rifle first?

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buy buy buy the uh buy the uh the thing what are you buying? TMP first is that old?

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tune that up

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tune that up

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tune that up

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tune that up

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Buy the thing.

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What are you buying?

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TMP first.

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Is that old?

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Tune that up.

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Thank you.

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Tune up the shotgun.

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What are you buying?

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Not enough moolah.

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Not enough moolah.

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We'll tune up the shotgun next time.

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I wonder should I have bothered buying the yoke.

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Push.

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Keep it handy.

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I like to keep it handy for close encounters, says 7th Wrecking.

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Is that in real life now or are you on about in the game?

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To update you all.

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To update you all.

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Capacit...

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Capacit...

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Capacit...

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Capacit...

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Capacititon.

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To update you all.

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I didn't have nightmares or...

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Nor shite-mares during the night.

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Thanks for that.

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We're inside the...

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We're inside the...

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We're inside his little hutch.

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Take that.

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It is weird how he's left valuable shit on the roof of his business, Steven.

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What are you buying?

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We haven't enough money to do anything here, so we'll leave it.

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What are you buying?

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He's leaving himself open, Sherry.

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The shop is...

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It's open season for Crim to come by and drop in and ruin his day.

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Sell the green gem.

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Okay.

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There's another barrel there.

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Doesn't the gem fit into a crown, Richard?

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Good point.

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Maybe we need to...

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Yeah.

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Maybe we need to hold off so, Richard.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're right.

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You're right.

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It fits into a crown.

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As I recall now, you get that crown when you're...

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When you're...

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When you go to see Salazar.

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Your man Salazar up in the castle.

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He has a crown that you can put the jewel into.

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Yeah.

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You're right, Richard.

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Yeah.

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Someone else is saying after you there, Richard, as well, in the chat.

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Stephen says, it goes into something better later.

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Connor, Connor Bailey, thank you very much.

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Get some tea down, yeah?

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I only have the finest coffee.

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Not sure about selling the green gem.

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You can combine that with something.

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Yeah, we've established Zach Krogoski.

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Seventh Reckie.

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Sure, he lives in a rural area.

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Crime is low.

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He'd not...

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He'd not be worrying about shoplifters.

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Do you know?

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I mean, we're talking here about the...

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We're talking here about the man who sells guns in the middle of a lake.

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He's the angel of the lake.

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Thank you very much.

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Connor Bailey and do you like bacon?

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Do you like bacon?

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If so, what...

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If so, what are some favorites to bake?

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I don't really bake, man.

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Never baked.

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I can roast.

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I can roast.

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I can fry.

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I can roast.

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I can fry.

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I can roast.

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What else?

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What else do you want to know, man?

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If I could bake cakes, I'd be baking cakes.

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Cakes and buns.

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But...

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I'm not...

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I'm not interested at the moment.

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Anyone playing this game on the Wii?

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Definitive version, if you ask me, says Drew.

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I played it, Drew.

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It is class.

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But I mean, I don't know if you can stream that on...

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And I don't have a Wii.

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On me.

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It's back in the Owl Lady's Gaff.

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In the attic.

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Now, is this where I got off?

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Or is this a new...

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Is this a new place?

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I have a feeling I was in here before.

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I have a feeling I was in here before.

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And that I have to go over to another side of the lake.

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You need...

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You need in the neck here, I think.

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There, Richard.

260
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Does that mean...

261
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,840
I need the neck.

262
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,380
Like, I need to have a neck on me.

263
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:44,900
Like a brass neck.

264
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:50,720
Thank you very much.

265
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Needle.

266
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:52,620
You need a needle.

267
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,220
There is...

268
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,460
There was a big monster in the lake, Darren.

269
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:06,840
Yeah.

270
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,060
There was a big monster in that lake, Darren.

271
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:10,720
The last did.

272
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,420
Did you not see it?

273
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:13,000
He got dealt with.

274
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:24,100
Nothing unusual in here.

275
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:28,100
Nothing unusual in here.

276
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:29,520
Just another house.

277
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,360
We might save the game.

278
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,020
Just for...

279
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,620
For the laugh, you know.

280
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,100
Because I'm scared.

281
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,720
I don't want to get eaten, man.

282
00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,100
By zombies.

283
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,980
Deep veins on bosses.

284
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:40,220
Like...

285
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,340
On a Saturday morning.

286
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,200
F6.

287
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,820
Or as they say in the PlayStation.

288
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,080
Save game.

289
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:52,700
Bragowski.

290
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,600
Thank you very much.

291
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,300
Any Shenmoozly being played when the third comes out.

292
00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:58,160
You know it, man.

293
00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,140
You know it.

294
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,480
This is going to be your prime.

295
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,500
This is going to be the only channel that you want to be gummint...

296
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:03,660
Gummint...

297
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,620
Gummint...

298
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,280
Spell G-U-M-M-I-N.

299
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,960
When Shenmoozly comes out.

300
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:08,680
Shenmoozly 3.

301
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:09,960
Coming out in November.

302
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,720
You know where you want to be.

303
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,080
You know where you want to be.

304
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,180
Quick look at the headlines now, guys.

305
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,600
Irish Sun.

306
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,660
Against all quads.

307
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,600
Someone's having four babies.

308
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,320
Fair place with them.

309
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,620
Magic Castle.

310
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,920
Don't know what that's about.

311
00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:38,700
But it's not page three anymore.

312
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:46,040
Songwriters have created a tune aimed at helping horny people perform...

313
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,100
Solo sex acts.

314
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,760
Who reads this, man?

315
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,060
Get a look.

316
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,340
Do you know it's all...

317
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,500
It's all this sort of stuff.

318
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,860
It's titillation.

319
00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,080
It's all that.

320
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,240
It's all that.

321
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,040
Ed Sheeran has extended his reign at the top of the album charts.

322
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,060
His record number six collaborations project.

323
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:22,640
Which features collaborations with musicians including Justin Bieber and Bruno Mars.

324
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,240
Soft old face on you, Bruno.

325
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,860
Held on top of the top spot for the third week in a row.

326
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,220
According to official charts company in the UK.

327
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,420
Notching up 41,000 chart sales.

328
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,940
Made up of 19,000 physical and download sales.

329
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,980
And 22 streaming equivalent sales.

330
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:51,540
His offering finishes the week with almost three times as many chart sales.

331
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:55,500
How many fucking times do they need to write sales in this?

332
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:57,580
This is rubbish.

333
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,180
It's not even news, man.

334
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,140
It's a singer who's released a song.

335
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,300
And it's got some hits and a download.

336
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,480
And it's on page seven of the biggest...

337
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,340
One of the biggest selling newspapers.

338
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,580
So if you were...

339
00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:13,020
Like...

340
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:16,340
You need to look at the situation you're living in, right?

341
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,480
And realize...

342
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,360
You need to realize one thing.

343
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:20,860
That you...

344
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:20,860
You...

345
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:22,660
Anything is fucking possible.

346
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:23,720
Because...

347
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,160
99%...

348
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:32,140
Or I'd say a good chunk of the proportion of the people are satisfied with that.

349
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,740
And remember that you...

350
00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:35,660
If that is...

351
00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,140
If that is the status quo.

352
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,980
And you're listening in to me now.

353
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,600
And I know that you're saying this is a load of old bollocks.

354
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,040
Someone's playing a video game on a Saturday morning.

355
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,320
But the...

356
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,220
That makes up...

357
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,600
That makes up the main core of what's going on in people's minds.

358
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:52,820
Remember that.

359
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,300
Remember that.

360
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,360
And...

361
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,340
Maybe...

362
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:57,560
Maybe exploit that.

363
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,800
For your own game.

364
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,280
Or...

365
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,080
Save the game.

366
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:03,860
And...

367
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,360
And...

368
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,340
Tune up the shotgun.

369
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,940
And go...

370
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,340
Boom, boom, boom, man.

371
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,500
Boom, boom, boom.

372
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,460
Go and play with the shotgun tonight, man.

373
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:14,380
Good luck.

374
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,020
Just do that.

375
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,440
Play this game all the time.

376
00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:20,580
That's...

377
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,020
That's my second piece of...

378
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,720
Second piece of advice, guys.

379
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,060
When you're not exploiting the minds and the brains of the people.

380
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:28,720
The mass.

381
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,300
The bewildered herd.

382
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:31,800
As...

383
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,600
Noam Chomsky referred to them as.

384
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,060
Just whip out the shotgun, man.

385
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,520
And go boom, boom, boom.

386
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:37,580
Boom.

387
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,180
Now.

388
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:48,800
Chair face.

389
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:48,820
Chair face.

390
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,260
Are you exploiting that right now?

391
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,140
No, I'm not.

392
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,060
Because if you...

393
00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:53,840
I don't appeal to the masses.

394
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,400
As is the...

395
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,260
As you can see from the viewership.

396
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:07,400
Cult classic, not bestseller.

397
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,960
You won't find us on Alta Vista.

398
00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:13,820
Because Alta Vista doesn't even exist anymore, probably.

399
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,880
Doesn't even Alta Vista.

400
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,460
Where's your umbrella?

401
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:20,480
Where's your umbrella?

402
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,160
Where's your umbrella?

403
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:26,780
I don't know.

404
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,400
We left it back in the lab and you...

405
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,940
We're in Europe trying to look for umbrella.

406
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,140
And now we have the regenerator.

407
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:32,480
Is it?

408
00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,060
These guys...

409
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:37,060
They're not regenerators, but you need to give...

410
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:39,340
They develop like a slash hook.

411
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,260
It's a head that can wield a slash hook.

412
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,160
And then you've got male Patton Baldus there.

413
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,140
He's gone.

414
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:52,440
He's gone Lula.

415
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:53,780
This cousin.

416
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:57,900
Uh-oh.

417
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:02,480
Uh-oh.

418
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,080
That's the end of that guy.

419
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,060
Absolute clown features.

420
00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,880
Trying to make a monkey out of me.

421
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,100
On a Saturday morning.

422
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,260
Good luck.

423
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,940
This is the MetAaron forecast for the rest of the weekend.

424
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,880
Absolutely lashing down in most parts of the country.

425
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:26,220
Please bring an umbrella and a tuned-up shotgun.

426
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,320
Because lads with slash hook...

427
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,920
Lads with heads which developed slash hooks...

428
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,500
After you enrage them...

429
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,100
Are about...

430
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:43,220
Nice bit of jump in there from Leon.

431
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,120
I heard he was doing track and field...

432
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:45,920
Back in Raccoon...

433
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,600
Raccoon City High School.

434
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,540
Before he got the start on the cop squad.

435
00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:57,860
Grogoski thank you.

436
00:26:57,860 --> 00:27:00,980
Did you see Irish team won the Google Science Fair 2019?

437
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:05,080
He's able to take the plastic bags and stuff them from water which is handy.

438
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,600
I heard about that.

439
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:06,800
Yeah.

440
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,560
That's pretty good.

441
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:13,140
Is it just young people nowadays that are doing all the green stuff?

442
00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:14,900
Like your one from Poland.

443
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,820
Greta Thunberg or whatever.

444
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,260
It seems to just be kids that are doing stuff about the environment.

445
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,100
Maybe there's no money in it.

446
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:27,640
So the adults who have to make a living for themselves are just like...

447
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:27,940
Fuck it.

448
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,040
I'm not bothered with that man.

449
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:29,900
I just want to make money.

450
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,240
Going green and removing plastic from the oceans.

451
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,540
Not my bag.

452
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,760
But for the kids it's kind of something that they can get their heads around.

453
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,700
Because they're in school and they're learning about how the world should...

454
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,100
The way the world should be.

455
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,420
And the ideals and all that kind of stuff.

456
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,280
But uh...

457
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:56,080
We'll see how long the ideals last now until once they...

458
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,620
Once they leave school and they have to fucking pay the rent and the...

459
00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,300
And the...

460
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:02,420
Other bills and the car and the insurance like you know.

461
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,920
I don't know if you'll be removing plastic then man.

462
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,480
You'll probably be driving a nice...

463
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,080
A nice fucking golf or something.

464
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,620
You know.

465
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,660
Chugging the diesel down.

466
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:17,060
That's unless of course the electric cars have gone fully legitimized.

467
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,260
By the time that kid's out of school.

468
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,840
I don't even know how old he is.

469
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,340
Fair play to him for doing it though.

470
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,020
The plastic bag man.

471
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,140
Thank you very much Grigoski.

472
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,420
And of course.

473
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:34,180
How could I forget?

474
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:44,440
Anaconda G.

475
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,760
Thank you very much.

476
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,300
Get into baking.

477
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,360
Get into baking.

478
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:56,940
Thank you.

479
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:56,940
Thank you.

480
00:28:56,940 --> 00:29:05,980
Thank you very much baking

481
00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:15,220
Dr. Crack

482
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,720
Jesus Christ Dr. Crack

483
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,360
Number two Dr. Crack

484
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:31,040
Thank you very much Dr. Crack

485
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:42,820
Dr. Crack thank you very much

486
00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:46,920
Just wanted to thank you for being there

487
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,460
in the darkest hours

488
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:55,640
No fucking problem Dr. Crack

489
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,640
I want to say thank you very much Dr. Crack

490
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,960
for watching

491
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,420
and you're always welcome here

492
00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:03,360
no matter

493
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,400
no matter what happens

494
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,600
remember

495
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,000
there's always time for a bit of fucking

496
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,500
gaming and shaming

497
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,160
which is what we're going to be doing today

498
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,860
we're going to be gaming and shaming

499
00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:19,280
some people out there who need to be shamed

500
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,540
don't worry Dr. Crack

501
00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:22,600
we're not going to be shaming you

502
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,040
but thanks very much

503
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:24,040
thanks very much

504
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,040
thanks very much

505
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:33,220
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

506
00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:37,220
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

507
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:37,220
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

508
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:38,720
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

509
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,660
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

510
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,280
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

511
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:40,880
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

512
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,700
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

513
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:42,420
and you're welcome to see you next time on the show

514
00:30:42,420 --> 00:31:11,660
oh, what the fuck?

515
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:16,220
imagine this lad on a Saturday morning

516
00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:19,880
out of nowhere

517
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,580
out of absolutely nowhere

518
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:27,540
is viper's mic low?

519
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:28,400
I don't know

520
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,740
maybe not

521
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:32,420
the game is loud though

522
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,680
the game is very loud

523
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,920
torrential monsoon

524
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,740
scared the shit out of you

525
00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:55,940
now we're at a good level of volume there I'd say

526
00:31:55,940 --> 00:32:01,420
Andy G how are you?

527
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,860
is that Dr. Crack?

528
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,160
is it?

529
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:07,120
oh no

530
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,360
are you?

531
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,780
yeah it sounds

532
00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,180
does it sound okay now Andy?

533
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:11,440
yeah?

534
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:24,560
Andy's after you he's living out in the Andes at the moment but he's got it he's got a flight home tonight and he's coming looking for you

535
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,700
his name's Andy and he lives in the Andes Peruvian dreamer I'd say

536
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:34,760
mad into the Peruvian sugar if you know what I mean

537
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:42,520
yeah scone baking stream on the horizon

538
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,160
do we shoot these bad boys down do we?

539
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:53,480
we do

540
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,760
we do we do we do we do

541
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:05,640
a baking live stream

542
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,020
thank you very much

543
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,920
hey I'll give it a

544
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,040
is anybody doing it?

545
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,080
at the moment

546
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,980
is somebody doing a baking live stream?

547
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:13,740
because they don't want to be

548
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:17,820
it sounds like a cool original idea

549
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,720
bright sea with the uh the great

550
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,960
uh bake off and all that sort of stuff

551
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,300
the people are doing that already

552
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:25,300
so

553
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:43,380
bread in the toaster

554
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:45,220
bread in the toaster

555
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:52,260
Troy bird how are you?

556
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,000
thank you very much

557
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,500
are you going to shame

558
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,740
those re-upload channels Francis?

559
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:57,340
joke aside

560
00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:58,540
I appreciate the idea

561
00:33:58,540 --> 00:33:59,860
your live performance

562
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:01,560
just being only that

563
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,460
uh

564
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,380
no I'm not going to shame them

565
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:11,220
name and shame

566
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:12,020
this

567
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,060
this

568
00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:17,120
although I did say it was going to be a shame stream

569
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,300
that was just something I said in spur of the moment

570
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:23,120
uh it actually has no meaning

571
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,480
believe it or not

572
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,300
I'm sorry if you thought there was meaning in that

573
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:29,220
there is actually going to be no shaming done today

574
00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:30,120
Troy bird

575
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,340
seems like you're hungry for the shame

576
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,000
you're part of the shame culture are you?

577
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:39,700
the uh what outrage culture cancel everything cancel this cancel that

578
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:46,580
we dug up an old clip of him 20 years ago where he said x y and z it doesn't tally with the

579
00:34:46,580 --> 00:35:04,400
the recent uh situation which is a b and c therefore he or she needs to be cancelled career over job gone you're finished don't come back anymore we don't need your or want you? society is done with you and then ten minutes later they're back and it's the comeback special and oh I was on Oprah Winfrey everything sound again now and the reality of the whole fucking outrage hashtag culture is that.

580
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,460
minutes later they're back and it's the comeback special and oh I was on Oprah Winfrey everything

581
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:17,420
sound again now and the reality of the whole fucking outrage hashtag culture is that all it

582
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:26,840
did was regenerate a career that wasn't on its full full full flight and in the first place

583
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:32,080
or it added to a cyclical dramatic kind of everybody likes a comeback you know

584
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:39,180
it just simply added to it so it was it became the antithesis of what it was all about cancelling

585
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:47,380
became just like another tv show people's celebrities careers in real life they left the screen

586
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:55,200
and then they were in the magazines and TMZ and all that shit and they themselves became the the films

587
00:35:55,200 --> 00:36:06,880
and the shows themselves do you get me anyway let's move on swiftly and gracefully through the cogwork which is here

588
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:14,980
up the ladder

589
00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:23,980
pull operate the lever do you want to pull the lever yes or no

590
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:41,700
now look at the look at the intricacy of this who built it who made it what hands

591
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:50,880
crafted this who came up with the concept the design look at the it's rudimentary in its structure but the

592
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,980
thinking behind it is is amazing the evidence is there

593
00:36:55,980 --> 00:37:05,980
thank you very much Troy bird and baking livestream

594
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:24,480
Rube Galbastero

595
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,640
Rube Galbastero

596
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:33,940
I can hear it calling in the air tonight

597
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:40,940
Oh Zurich

598
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:47,940
Fuck the hell look at this

599
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:51,940
They didn't even give me a moment's notice

600
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:55,140
They did but I thought they were somewhere else

601
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,280
Look at that pitchfork through the face

602
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,560
Anymore wanna dine?

603
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,840
That lad lost the head

604
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:18,840
Alexander James, how are ya?

605
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,840
Max Darwin

606
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,840
Mark Dargan, chairface, Gilban, Sam

607
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,840
It's all happening

608
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,840
It's all here

609
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,840
It's all live

610
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,840
It's right now

611
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,840
It's amazing

612
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,840
It's Resident Evil 4

613
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:37,840
Barrels

614
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,840
We're taking herbs

615
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,840
And we're not gonna take no for an answer either

616
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,840
Green herb

617
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,840
Put that into ya

618
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,840
How you administer that?

619
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840
Anyone's guess

620
00:38:48,840 --> 00:39:16,480
anyone's guess. Goop, goop, goop Balastero! Seve Balasteros. Gypsum. A lest or fruitum not

621
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:25,760
mix from Lidl. Smaller pack, same contents. High in fiber, great for snacking and sharing.

622
00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:42,000
Remember that. Remember that next time you're snacking and sharing. So we've reached another

623
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:49,120
section of the game where we have to put in some feckin' piece that we've got somewhere

624
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:58,200
else. But I can dispatch some news to you first. Leo almost prepped for a vote on Irish

625
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:03,700
unity. Taoiseach Leo Bracker has been accused of not making any of the necessary preparations

626
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:10,360
for the possible reunification of Ireland, which I think is on the cards now considering

627
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:17,080
the fact that they don't want to do that backstop bullshit. Will they have to put up a border

628
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:23,540
and have all the bullshit happen first before the reunification thing, a referendum happens?

629
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:30,480
Or will they just go full force into the full force into a full force referendum? Who knows?

630
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:39,500
Fianna Fáil Senator Mark Daly said, two years after a report detailing measures that needed to be

631
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:46,560
implemented before a referendum on a united Ireland could happen. Not one recommendation has been acted upon

632
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:53,740
by the state. That just says everything, doesn't it? That just says, that just says everything.

633
00:40:56,460 --> 00:41:02,740
Leo doesn't know what he's doing. He's too busy fucking checking Instagram and Twitter and, and

634
00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:07,700
private messaging your man over in Canada for a bag of grass.

635
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:20,260
Can you send over some of your legal BC bud please? Preferably in a box of socks, matching socks, the same as yours. Thank you very much.

636
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:28,260
President, the King of Ireland, Leo. Yours sincerely, Leo. Leo the Lion.

637
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:40,260
The Great British Nacaff! Thank you very much. Need to have that baking livestream. I'd say your icing work is savage.

638
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:50,020
Thank you very much. I've yet to ice, ice anything, but I mean, it's gonna, it, with that sort of encouragement, I feel like I could take on any cake.

639
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:58,020
I've obtained an object that resembles a cult group's insignia. A pound of cess.

640
00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:04,020
A pound of cess. Head back to the church. Ashley's safety is our immediate priority.

641
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:07,780
Ashley is after you.

642
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:13,780
And look at the, look at the lovely decor in here.

643
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:25,540
Some great candles and pots as well. Brick-a-brack. They could have got that down one of the thrift shops downtown. I actually know down in Oxfam they had a great fucking selection of pots and candlesticks.

644
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:39,300
And this is the sort of stuff that really adds a bit of charm to your cave. If you're living in a, if you're living in a hovel or a cave like this, make sure you decorate it and hollow out some shelves so you can put the candles on.

645
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:47,060
It's a great little place. Who lit the candles? Says Darren. My, I don't know. I don't know.

646
00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:56,340
Look at this. Who did this? Who did the engraving on the door?

647
00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:04,340
Got bats.

648
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:14,820
8,800 potatoes. The owls. The bats.

649
00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:24,820
They're battery operated candles. Yeah, I got a rake at them from two euro land. The last of ya.

650
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,940
The battery operated candles will last your lifetime now.

651
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:47,940
And here we have Sam Garvey again. The man with the plan. He's got a count of a dollar in his hand. And he loves to sell weapons. And he loves acquiring strange and unusual things.

652
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:54,180
Which we're gonna give him. And we know that he wants them. And we're gonna give them to him.

653
00:43:54,900 --> 00:44:03,700
And we were hoping to trade in those items for pieces of gold and silver or weapons.

654
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:10,340
And there's a lovely bit of ambient soundtrack, soundscaping going on here.

655
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:19,380
And melancholic in its tone. It kind of leaves you feeling safe, but it also makes you feel a little bit like

656
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:29,140
things have been lost, you know. Along the way. We've had to kill it. We've seen a lot of death. So listen to this.

657
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:37,860
Brian Eno. Yeah. Sorry about that.

658
00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:57,780
Yeah, it is Brian Eno. It's ambient. Music for bad cunts. Brian Eno's music for bad cunts.

659
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:13,620
Now we'll save that. Override.

660
00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:37,620
Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger. I hope so. I might have something for yourself as well. Well done, stranger. I see you've shot enough number of medallions. Like I promised, go claim your specialized gun in the buy screen. Do not worry about money. There's one on the house.

661
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:46,500
This, this, this, this one's on the house. What are you buying? We're going to buy that little, that little punisher.

662
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:55,460
Do we bother, do we sell my other gun then? Do I just sell that?

663
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,220
Hang on. Hang on.

664
00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:17,220
No. No. Thank you. What are you selling?

665
00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:22,740
Do we sell the handgun? Do we sell the handgun?

666
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:27,620
Don't sell it. But I mean, I've got too many guns.

667
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,580
Who am I? Wurzel Gunnage!

668
00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:44,580
You can sell it from the sell screen, that would have been a discard, yeah. Sell the hang-on.

669
00:46:44,580 --> 00:47:02,580
*Clears*

670
00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:04,580
Sell the hang-on.

671
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:08,580
Dr. Crack! Holy shit!

672
00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:12,580
Sorry about the language on a Saturday morning, man. Thank you very much.

673
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:16,580
*Clears*

674
00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:20,580
*Clears*

675
00:47:20,580 --> 00:47:24,580
*Clears*

676
00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:26,580
*Clears*

677
00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,580
*Clears*

678
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,580
Shit, it's not loud enough.

679
00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,580
Not loud enough.

680
00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,580
Dr. Crack!

681
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:36,580
Guess who's back!

682
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:40,580
*Clears*

683
00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:59,740
Shit.

684
00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:21,340
Dr. Crack. Yeah, yeah. Alright, alright. You know what? You know who it is. It's time to fly. Are you ready to fly? Please, don't die. Dr. Crack. You came into my life.

685
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:45,860
Like a cool and unusual wife. Baking the cake for me every morning. Leaving it by the door. And never forgetting that you're my number one wife. I'm with you for life, Dr. Crack.

686
00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:58,520
Thanks very much. I'm always gonna be coming back. You know the story. You know the score. It's Saturday morning. I don't mean to be a bore. But there's one thing that I want to tell you again.

687
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:17,860
*Sings*

688
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:31,860
Thank you very much, Dr. Crack. Look at this. In the video for the Gregorian chant, Phil Collins' tune. There's a picture of two Buddhas kissing.

689
00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:33,860
*Sings*

690
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:36,860
What's that about, man?

691
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:42,860
What's that about?

692
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,860
They must have been on the Love Beans, were they?

693
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,860
Wow.

694
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:52,860
Sony Vegas.

695
00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:55,860
Get out of town, man.

696
00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,860
Get out of town.

697
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:03,460
Dr. Crack, thank you very much.

698
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:10,680
Right.

699
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,780
What we do here now is...

700
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:18,860
So you're telling me now not to sell this gun.

701
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,860
That leaves me with six slots.

702
00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:36,460
So I'm not gonna sell that then.

703
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:55,160
I'm gonna sell it. I don't care what you say. I'm gonna sell it.

704
00:50:57,660 --> 00:50:58,860
What are you selling?

705
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,060
What are you selling?

706
00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:14,440
Is that all, stranger?

707
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,080
Yeah, thank you.

708
00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:20,080
What are you buying?

709
00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:25,040
Maybe a bit of a tune-up operation on the rifle that I acquired or the TMP or the shotgun.

710
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,740
People are saying the shotgun needs to be maxed out.

711
00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:29,940
So that's what I'm gonna do.

712
00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:32,340
Firepower or Capas?

713
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:35,540
I'm gonna go for firepower. Level two.

714
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,040
Level two shotgun.

715
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,740
I don't think you're gonna want to come around to mine and play games with me, man.

716
00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:42,740
Because I've got a level two shotgun.

717
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:42,740
No enough cash.

718
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:44,740
And you know what that means?

719
00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:46,740
It means head go bye-bye.

720
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:47,140
Yeah.

721
00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,440
Someone's saying, "Ah, Jesus. No, Francis. I'm not gonna look at you, man. You're gonna ruin my chi."

722
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,640
By telling me I've done the wrong thing.

723
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:49,640
Yeah.

724
00:51:49,640 --> 00:52:00,840
Someone's saying, "Ah, Jesus. No, Francis. I'm not gonna look at you, man. You're gonna ruin my chi."

725
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,240
By telling me I've done the wrong thing.

726
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,740
Right. Back to the church now to do a bit of praying.

727
00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:20,240
Find Ashley and make sure she's okay.

728
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:25,740
And there's a few jewels to be shot as well. The blue jewels. You know the blue jewel situation we were doing last day.

729
00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:28,740
It should be okay.

730
00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:34,140
But, uh, what about Ed Sheeran? Fuckin' hell, he's doing really well in the charts.

731
00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:38,640
What about Ed Sheeran, guys? What an amazing musician and a great guy.

732
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:43,640
*Bang*

733
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,640
*Bang*

734
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,640
Now we can save that herb.

735
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,640
*Bang*

736
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:56,640
I think there's a fella that has, uh, like a big head and massive-

737
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,540
Is like a-

738
00:52:58,540 --> 00:52:59,540
Is like a-

739
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,540
Is a mutant.

740
00:53:00,540 --> 00:53:03,540
And we're gonna fight him now here in this pit.

741
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:04,540
*Bang*

742
00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:05,540
*Bang*

743
00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:06,540
*Bang*

744
00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:07,540
*Bang*

745
00:53:07,540 --> 00:53:08,540
*Bang*

746
00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:09,540
*Bang*

747
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,540
*Bang*

748
00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:11,540
*Bang*

749
00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:12,540
*Bang*

750
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,540
*Bang*

751
00:53:13,540 --> 00:53:14,540
*Bang*

752
00:53:14,540 --> 00:53:17,540
Release the beast. Release the beast. Release the beast.

753
00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:18,540
*Bang*

754
00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:19,540
*Bang*

755
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:20,540
*Bang*

756
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,740
Here we go.

757
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,660
Annie Lennox squared.

758
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,020
Here we go.

759
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:45,900
Jan Ulrich, former Tour de France cyclist.

760
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,880
Lars Ulrich from Metallica.

761
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,200
Lexus.

762
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,760
Sometimes, sometimes you need your chi ruined right.

763
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,540
Put some sense into your mind's eye.

764
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:09,160
Maybe.

765
00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:12,100
Is there a...

766
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,340
What do I use on this guy now?

767
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,180
Maybe a grenade.

768
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:30,660
That was a waste.

769
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,620
Can I get and hide in here?

770
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:48,620
*whispers*

771
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:58,060
What you reckon I do? Do I attack or do I run around?

772
00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:03,060
Saying you hammered your chi isn't helping me.

773
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:06,660
Someone's on the rides.

774
00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:08,660
*whispers*

775
00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:12,480
Howl at the moon.

776
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:14,540
Hey, it's that dog.

777
00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:15,340
White Fang.

778
00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:15,340
Shit.

779
00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:23,260
Shit.

780
00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:23,300
Shit.

781
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,340
Fuck.

782
00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:46,520
Shake it off.

783
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:47,700
Shake it off.

784
00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:53,920
That's a great job.

785
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,580
I saved it.

786
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,960
That was the end of me.

787
00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:00,100
He just strangled me in his fist.

788
00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:03,500
Headshots only.

789
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:04,960
Okay, Drew.

790
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,160
Let's headshot it up.

791
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:35,740
Rapido, rapido! Rapido! Rapido! Rapido, is it?

792
00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:38,740
- -

793
00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,980
- What's up? - Rápido, rápido!

794
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:42,980
- For what? - For what?

795
00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:49,620
- Shit.

796
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,620
- Oh! - Oh!

797
00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:53,620
- Oh! - Oh!

798
00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:55,480
I'll never make it on time.

799
00:56:55,860 --> 00:57:02,340
By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by.

800
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,080
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

801
00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:13,720
If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess and my dog ate on my homework last night.

802
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,160
Riding low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there.

803
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,380
If I can hand it in some model, it'll be all right.

804
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,540
It's all right.

805
00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:24,340
Cause I'm safe out of jail.

806
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,040
Wow, nice bit of rock.

807
00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:42,180
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

808
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,400
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

809
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,640
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

810
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:58,240
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

811
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,380
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

812
00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:00,940
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

813
00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:02,860
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

814
00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:04,680
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

815
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,300
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

816
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:11,460
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

817
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:13,460
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

818
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,240
If the teacher pops out of jail.

819
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,820
If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess.

820
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:19,180
And my dog ain't on my homework last night.

821
00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:21,180
I'm riding low in my chair.

822
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,640
She won't know that I'm there.

823
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,920
If I can hand it in some model, it'll be all right.

824
00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:29,820
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

825
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:48,020
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

826
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:50,780
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

827
00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:54,080
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

828
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,960
When I wake up in the morning, in the long, it's out of water.

829
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,360
I don't think I'll ever make it on time.

830
00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:09,960
By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look,

831
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,220
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by.

832
00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:17,000
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

833
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,260
Fuck off, is he still alive?

834
00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:21,320
Fuck off, is he still alive?

835
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,640
I know I'm in a mess and my dog ain't on my homework last night.

836
00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,620
I'm riding low in my chair.

837
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,060
She won't know that I'm there.

838
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,300
If I can hand it in some model, it'll be all right.

839
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,240
It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail.

840
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:39,600
Fuck.

841
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:59,520
It's alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there.

842
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:11,700
When I wake up in the morning and the lawn gets out of the morning, I don't think I'll ever make it on time.

843
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:11,980
Fuck!

844
01:00:11,980 --> 01:00:32,200
Fuck! Fuckin' hell!

845
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:41,200
She won't know that I'm down. If I can hand it in tomorrow, it'll be alright. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there.

846
01:00:41,200 --> 01:01:01,200
It's alright cause I'm safe out of there. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there.

847
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:08,200
Fuck!

848
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200
fuck

849
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:36,020
The teacher pops the test just gonna pop a test out of nowhere

850
01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:38,020
Fuck

851
01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:40,020
Fuck

852
01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:51,600
Fuck

853
01:01:51,600 --> 01:02:11,060
What do I do here?

854
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:12,560
What do I do here?

855
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:36,560
There's no I have no flashbang there's no way I have no flashbang there's no flashbangs

856
01:02:36,560 --> 01:03:02,560
I know I'm in a mess and my dog ate on my homework last night right in my chair she won't know that I'm there if I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright it's alright cause I'm squeezed like a prick stab him in the face that'll do

857
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,560
*Sigh*

858
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,060
Man!

859
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,560
Thank- Thank God for that

860
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,560
Party time is over for you

861
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,560
Party time over for big man

862
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,560
Saturday morning big man back to bed

863
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,560
A rock and a hard place, trophy has been earned

864
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:53,560
15 grand in pesetas as well, gonna take that straight down to Sam in the shop and buy a load of treats

865
01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:05,560
Who opened the gates is rightly it's an amazing situation and it's an amazing island you can't really ever underestimate what's gonna happen here

866
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,560
*Sigh*

867
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,560
And combine them maybe, combine harvester

868
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,560
*Sigh*

869
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:24,560
*Sigh*

870
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,560
*Sigh*

871
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,560
*Sigh*

872
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:37,560
359 in euros.

873
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:42,560
What does the yellow herb do? I know the red triples the strength. What does the yellow

874
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:55,560
one do? Maybe it only doubles it, does it? Yellow herb is CBD. Increasing the amount

875
01:04:55,560 --> 01:05:04,560
of damage increases max health. I wonder should I go down to the booking in the shop or should

876
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:09,560
I go through this door first. I'll go through the door and see how we get on there and out

877
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:24,560
the door. Go back to the shop. Pop quiz. Hot shot. Teacher pops a test and no I'm in the

878
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:33,380
the rest let's just kind of let's just see what he actually said there because I'm a bit of a loss

879
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:49,700
to understand what he means sorry about your years yeah when I wake up in the morning and the alarm

880
01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:56,840
you know the alarm was on a morning do you long goes out of morning see I would say when I wake up in the

881
01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:16,960
morning the alarm goes off for morning but he says alarm like they're they're all getting themselves

882
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:23,140
a look like you know doing themselves up before going to school they were all in their 20s like

883
01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:34,740
sorry there's two screeners

884
01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:49,080
welcome to the stream everybody this is saved by the bell with dustin diamond and mr. belding and zach

885
01:06:49,080 --> 01:07:03,640
mario mario lopez yo mario had the arms he was he was playing a 15 year old this is a great thing

886
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:11,640
about mario lopez the diversity in his range he could play a 15 year old who was jacked to the gills

887
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:20,020
mario lopez mario lopez we have to go back because we might have missed a few others

888
01:07:20,020 --> 01:07:38,020
I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab a book set, I give myself a look. I'm at the corner just in time to see the boss fly by. It's alright. Hey Zach. Mark Paul Gosselaar. Mark Paul Gosselaar.

889
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,020
Mario Lopez.

890
01:07:49,660 --> 01:07:53,060
Dustin Diamond. Screech is after you.

891
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:59,620
Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

892
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,560
Elizabeth Berkley.

893
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:09,860
Lark Vouris. Lark.

894
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:12,800
And Dennis Haskins.

895
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:19,300
And Dennis Haskins as Mr. Building.

896
01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:34,640
It's alright. Cause I'm saved by the bell. It's alright. Cause I'm saved by the bell. It's alright. Cause I'm saved by the bell.

897
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:39,260
Thank you for your glorious day.

898
01:08:39,260 --> 01:08:43,220
Anaconda G. Thank you very much for that. And you know what that means, don't you?

899
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,760
You know exactly what that means.

900
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:59,540
Anaconda G.

901
01:08:59,540 --> 01:09:18,700
I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh Lord. And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life. Oh Lord.

902
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:30,220
Thanks very much. Anaconda G. Now. We'll head down to this salesman downstairs and see what he has in his tuck shop.

903
01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:33,780
I hear fucking TY tuck shop down here, man.

904
01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:34,320
It's unreal.

905
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,160
There's a guy who's in TY.

906
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:43,000
He's about fucking 56, though, but he's repeating TY for the 50th year in a row, man.

907
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,020
He's doing a great tuck shop as well.

908
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:49,920
He actually stayed in TY because he was doing such good business in the tuck shop down here.

909
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:51,000
He's not leaving.

910
01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:57,360
He started the mini company a few years back, and he hasn't left the school since.

911
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,800
He sells fucking blackjacks, tamagotchis, and pistols.

912
01:10:01,380 --> 01:10:04,880
Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger.

913
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:07,700
TY merchant.

914
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:10,180
No.

915
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,660
What are you buying?

916
01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:15,600
It depends.

917
01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:17,580
What have you got, the old dog?

918
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:19,720
Hmm.

919
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,280
Rocket launcher, yeah.

920
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,940
Stock for the TMP.

921
01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:32,160
I think we're going to have to go for the stock for the TMP.

922
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:34,560
Let's have a little look here now at the...

923
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,540
What are you buying?

924
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:38,600
Shotgun.

925
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,960
Up to level 3 firepower.

926
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,700
Oh, rifle.

927
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:45,760
Up to fucking...

928
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,920
Level 2 for the 10 grand.

929
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,780
Level 2 for the 10 grand.

930
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:50,180
Yeah.

931
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:50,940
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

932
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:51,620
Is that all?

933
01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:52,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

934
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:53,580
Thank you.

935
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:55,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

936
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,600
And then we will tune up...

937
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,140
What are you buying?

938
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,640
Tune up another little piece that we have here in the pocket.

939
01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:08,160
Fuck, I don't know.

940
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,040
I don't know.

941
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:09,880
I don't know.

942
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:10,760
I don't know.

943
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:13,720
Hello, my name is Cucumber.

944
01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:14,820
Thank you very much.

945
01:11:15,820 --> 01:11:16,640
Thank you very much.

946
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,980
Just checking in to say have a good one, mate.

947
01:11:19,220 --> 01:11:20,800
And for a shout out for my bro.

948
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:21,740
He's getting married today.

949
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,760
Big shout out to Cucumber's brother.

950
01:11:24,540 --> 01:11:25,680
And best luck with the wedding.

951
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:30,160
The wedding bells and the rest of the life married happily.

952
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,240
Hopefully.

953
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:35,880
And hopefully the honeymoon goes absolutely fantastically.

954
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:38,540
Just all the best for the wedding days.

955
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:39,640
And wedding bells.

956
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,320
And may the fun never end.

957
01:11:41,660 --> 01:11:42,020
Always.

958
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:42,860
And forever.

959
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,420
You're locked in.

960
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:46,320
You're locked in now.

961
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,200
That's it.

962
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:50,820
That's it.

963
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,900
There's no escape.

964
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:57,980
Best you luck.

965
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,600
We might save the money anyways.

966
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:06,540
And we'll come back to him.

967
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:07,980
Because I believe that we will.

968
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,040
If we save.

969
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:10,880
If we're wise.

970
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,280
And we keep the money saved.

971
01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:13,320
It could actually.

972
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,560
It could actually.

973
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,200
Benefitters.

974
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:17,360
Benefit us.

975
01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:19,020
In the future.

976
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:21,120
Benefitters.

977
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:22,400
Is going to be a new.

978
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:23,700
Shame.

979
01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:25,480
Poverty shaming show.

980
01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:27,700
On channel 4.

981
01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:28,100
Called.

982
01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:29,460
Benefitters.

983
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:31,340
And.

984
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:32,520
It's a game show.

985
01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:32,860
Like.

986
01:12:33,180 --> 01:12:34,020
Takeshi's castle.

987
01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:35,440
Where they.

988
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:36,680
Shame.

989
01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:39,640
The underclass of society.

990
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:41,720
And we're all watching it.

991
01:12:41,780 --> 01:12:41,940
At home.

992
01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:42,140
Going.

993
01:12:42,260 --> 01:12:42,580
Oh.

994
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:43,320
It's so wrong.

995
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:44,080
But it's fucking class.

996
01:12:44,140 --> 01:12:45,060
Can't stop eating shit.

997
01:12:45,100 --> 01:12:45,700
And watching this.

998
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:47,760
Now.

999
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:49,220
Let's go.

1000
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:49,700
Let's go.

1001
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:50,140
Let's go.

1002
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:50,540
Let's go.

1003
01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:51,000
Let's go.

1004
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,040
Jump over.

1005
01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:00,320
Ethan Fontaine Newgate.

1006
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:00,820
How are you?

1007
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,140
Who's Martin Roberts?

1008
01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:04,300
There's a little jewel down there.

1009
01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,060
There's a blue jewel.

1010
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,500
There's a few blue jewels here man.

1011
01:13:10,340 --> 01:13:11,200
We've missed them all.

1012
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,480
We might as well go back to the start.

1013
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:12,680
And.

1014
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,040
And jewel it up.

1015
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,260
Julian Cleary man.

1016
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,260
Julians of midfield.

1017
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,000
Blue Julians.

1018
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,020
It's going to be the adult version of Julians.

1019
01:13:24,140 --> 01:13:25,240
It's going to be opening soon enough.

1020
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,180
Blue Julians man.

1021
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,400
It's going to be over 18 to go there.

1022
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:29,560
It's going to be like Amsterdam.

1023
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:30,880
In Swinford.

1024
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,060
It's going to be like.

1025
01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:32,940
It's going to be like.

1026
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,020
Red Runes.

1027
01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:36,240
It's going to be bingo.

1028
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,960
It's going to be a chaos chamber.

1029
01:13:39,780 --> 01:13:42,140
It's going to be absolute nonstop.

1030
01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:43,980
Peol.

1031
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:45,500
August crack.

1032
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:47,120
Now.

1033
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,920
There's something else I want to hit you with.

1034
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:50,820
Blue Jewel.

1035
01:13:56,820 --> 01:13:58,200
Where the fuck am I going man.

1036
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,000
Does anybody see where the blue jewels are?

1037
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:01,100
Map.

1038
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:04,520
They call me the map daddy.

1039
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:23,620
Who's the statue of in Swimford? That is of a wife saying goodbye to her husband who had to emigrate to England or wherever to make the money, you know?

1040
01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:33,460
Sad times. Sad times. Sad times. Sad times. Sad times.

1041
01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:47,100
Okay, another two blue jewels. We got that blue jewel. Blue jewel.

1042
01:14:54,460 --> 01:14:56,680
Cheech and Chan up in smoke.

1043
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:10,120
Does the brain drain ever stop? No, it's a continuous fucking conveyor belt of brain drainage.

1044
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:18,600
Max Darwin, thank you very much. Oh yeah, you wanted a tune from last night played. Lion. I'll play that tune.

1045
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:26,760
And I'll play you in the air. I'll raise you in the air. And I'll see you a lion. Lion bar.

1046
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,360
In a moment.

1047
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:39,080
Thank you very much, Max. And hello, my name is Cucumber. I live on the second floor.

1048
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:51,080
Uh, my mate, I'm a gobshite and I timed it so wrong. He went to the bog as soon as the donation went through. Ha! Could I ask for one last congratulations for him? It would definitely make his day. Thank you. You're a real legend.

1049
01:15:51,080 --> 01:16:11,820
Well, well, well, well. Number two, Mr. Cucumber. How are you getting on, Mr. Cucumber and the brother who's getting married today? I want to tell you something, man. Best of luck for the marriage. It's a fucking promise. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's an absolute love lock that you've got to keep and you're in there forever. Remember that.

1050
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:37,780
Once you're in there, there's never, ever, ever any way you're getting out of that. And that's the fucking beauty of it. And all the best. And it's going to be beautiful as well. And I want the honeymoon to be fantastic for you. Take plenty of photographs. And have a good time. And remember to relax. It's not all about fucking doing this, that and the other and making sure that it's for yourselves. It's not for anyone else, but it's for yourselves.

1051
01:16:39,220 --> 01:17:03,540
Also, remember it's marriage is fucking give and take. Okay. It's not all easy street. You need to be able to put the hours in. And there are many. There are actually endless amounts of hours and they will keep coming. But remember that it's all going to come back to you in kind.

1052
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:21,640
So remember all the best with the marriage and always, always, always remember that you're married. Best of luck with that and God bless. And thank you very much. And remember forever. See you later.

1053
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,320
No, I can't see further than that.

1054
01:17:49,740 --> 01:17:54,700
I can hear it calling in the air tonight.

1055
01:17:56,140 --> 01:17:57,060
Marriage.

1056
01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:03,420
Pat Cox MEP here.

1057
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,420
Thank you very much, Pat Cox MEP here.

1058
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,140
Pat Cox MEP here.

1059
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,120
Thank you very much.

1060
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:10,740
Good evening, Gary.

1061
01:18:11,540 --> 01:18:12,700
Thank you very much.

1062
01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:14,540
Pat Cox MEP here.

1063
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,140
A dose of nannogitis.

1064
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,340
Thanks very much for that.

1065
01:18:17,340 --> 01:18:22,900
It's a lovely little situation to be bestowed upon me on this, the day of my birth.

1066
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:26,580
It's not really.

1067
01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,580
It's not really my birthday.

1068
01:18:27,740 --> 01:18:28,100
It's not really.

1069
01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:28,980
Why I said that.

1070
01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:40,700
Thank you very much for that, Pat Cox MEP.

1071
01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:48,120
Streaming a bit early, Francis.

1072
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:48,660
Fairplace.

1073
01:18:48,740 --> 01:18:49,700
Not that early, man.

1074
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,880
Half is 25 to 11.

1075
01:18:53,820 --> 01:19:04,060
11 11 11 11 11 11 11 oh no now we're gonna go into the church for a bit of mass

1076
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:08,960
It's not my birthday. I'm only messing why I said it was

1077
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,520
Imagine that happened to you on your birthday

1078
01:19:15,180 --> 01:19:23,020
You would be dead they give you a bit of grace in the game like where you survive those kind of attacks fuck no

1079
01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:25,020
Oh

1080
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:31,380
On board of got fucking worms well one of them's got worms

1081
01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:33,380
Oh

1082
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,080
You piece of shit. Thank you very much

1083
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,080
You piece of shit. Thank you very much

1084
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,480
You piece of shit. Thank you very much

1085
01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:19,980
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace and

1086
01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:25,480
Setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going

1087
01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:31,180
I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flow

1088
01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:35,580
Once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it

1089
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:45,580
You can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames

1090
01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:50,160
This message was brought to you by firelighters

1091
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,940
*Sigh*

1092
01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:55,000
*Sigh*

1093
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:55,940
*Sigh*

1094
01:20:55,940 --> 01:20:56,940
*Sigh*

1095
01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:57,940
*Sigh*

1096
01:20:57,940 --> 01:20:58,940
*Sigh*

1097
01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:00,940
*Sigh*

1098
01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:04,940
*Sigh*

1099
01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:06,940
*Sigh*

1100
01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:07,940
*Sigh*

1101
01:21:07,940 --> 01:21:08,940
*Sigh*

1102
01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:19,400
Hello. How you doing? What's the crack? Francis is back again. It's not my birthday though. I promise you that.

1103
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:22,560
one moment

1104
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:30,380
Resi 4

1105
01:21:30,380 --> 01:21:36,220
Resi 4

1106
01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:39,160
Resi 4 Frank McCourt

1107
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,580
let's have a look here

1108
01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:43,280
we've got a few

1109
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:44,120
we've got a few

1110
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,580
we've got a chaos collected

1111
01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:47,040
we've got a bit of a Mr. Chaos

1112
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:47,980
on our hands here

1113
01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:49,980
by the name of James Smith

1114
01:21:49,980 --> 01:21:51,600
let's have a look

1115
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,720
who says Francis is cringe

1116
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:57,920
let's have a look at James Smith's channel

1117
01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:59,980
see who this guy is

1118
01:21:59,980 --> 01:22:01,800
he's a real ball buster

1119
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:13,380
James Smith

1120
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,240
liked videos

1121
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:19,560
he's got a

1122
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,680
James Smith has got a liked video

1123
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,100
about the best AK ever built

1124
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:27,700
he likes to look at videos about guns and shit

1125
01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:32,440
applying for concealed firearm permit in California

1126
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:35,180
cyberpunk too

1127
01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:38,500
he likes videos about video games

1128
01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:41,060
maybe I would recommend

1129
01:22:41,060 --> 01:22:43,360
go and fucking stick on a bit of brown noise

1130
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:48,240
and then maybe listen to a bit of Bradley Cooper as well on loop

1131
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,520
and then come back to us

1132
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,060
and we'll see how you're getting on there

1133
01:22:52,060 --> 01:22:55,100
and

1134
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:57,680
do come back

1135
01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,180
do come back to us James

1136
01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:00,860
because we will be waiting for you

1137
01:23:00,860 --> 01:23:02,560
but I'm afraid

1138
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,440
we'll definitely be waiting for you here

1139
01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,800
and we want to see you here

1140
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:07,100
all the time

1141
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:07,720
James

1142
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,880
we love you

1143
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,200
and we love your brown noise

1144
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,300
and your fucking channel

1145
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,020
it's class

1146
01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:13,860
best of luck

1147
01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:15,680
with the rest of

1148
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,960
stuff going on

1149
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:19,400
whatever is going on

1150
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,700
see you James

1151
01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:43,160
now

1152
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:47,260
that's one in the pulse

1153
01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:48,940
another one

1154
01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:50,140
regeneration squad

1155
01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:51,300
guy's got worms

1156
01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:52,820
he needs to be taken to a vet

1157
01:23:52,820 --> 01:23:54,160
see that guy

1158
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:55,580
he only took one slug

1159
01:23:55,580 --> 01:23:56,400
and then he's gone

1160
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,340
the last time he took a few slugs

1161
01:23:58,340 --> 01:24:00,000
I think the aim of the game

1162
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,440
is not to let them regenerate

1163
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,460
if they regenerate

1164
01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:03,160
then you're gone

1165
01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,760
you're as good as gone

1166
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:19,840
we've done this

1167
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,200
I think we've done this.

1168
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:31,200
We all the Blue Jewels got.

1169
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,440
Oh, I missed the Blue Jewels.

1170
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,120
James put me off, man.

1171
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,320
It's Bradley Cooper.

1172
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,200
James is off listening to his Brown Noise playlist.

1173
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,880
Playing with his Bradley Pooper.

1174
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:55,600
Listening to fucking Brown Noise Volume 6.

1175
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:59,520
Music for brown... music for brown poopers.

1176
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:01,440
Brownly Pooper.

1177
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,480
Fucking a star is born.

1178
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,720
A chocolate starfish is born.

1179
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:10,480
Scatman-Doo.

1180
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:16,480
Where's the Blue Jewel of Life?

1181
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:19,760
I got it. I got it by the fucking dogs.

1182
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,960
Oh, Bradley Cooper, Brown Noise playlist.

1183
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:52,720
That song was absolute shite as well.

1184
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:55,520
I wouldn't mind if it was the one that they did the smooching on.

1185
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:56,240
You hear?

1186
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:57,360
Uh, Cooper broke up.

1187
01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:00,960
Broke up with the wife, man, after the fucking Gaga movie he did.

1188
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:01,760
She didn't like it.

1189
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,640
That song was cack.

1190
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:10,080
The one that they did themselves, the two of them.

1191
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,800
That one he was playing there on his own.

1192
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,720
That was, that was the worst cack.

1193
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,960
That was Brown Noise.

1194
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:19,440
That was like Brown Noise Volume 7.

1195
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,440
*Bang*

1196
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:34,560
Kyo's...

1197
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:37,600
Flavoured ghosties.

1198
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,520
Says it there man.

1199
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:41,040
Shit movie.

1200
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:42,560
Shit song.

1201
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:50,080
He plays... *laughs*

1202
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:51,280
He plays...

1203
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,400
See the thing about fucking Brownlee Pooper is...

1204
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:58,560
He plays a decent raccoon in that superhero film.

1205
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:01,600
But in the fucking loved one with Gaga.

1206
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,200
He's shite.

1207
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,520
He was great in Limitless.

1208
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:17,680
Aye, he was good in the... What was that other one?

1209
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:20,240
Silver Linens Playbook.

1210
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:26,320
There was a fella in it who'd bought a mortgage on the house and they were...

1211
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:27,680
He was impressing his friends and then...

1212
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:30,320
Like when they're in the hallway, it'd be like this.

1213
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:30,720
And a few...

1214
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,520
*Bang*

1215
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:32,480
It's a fucking killer.

1216
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,040
*Bang*

1217
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,080
*Bang*

1218
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,080
I thought that was funny.

1219
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,080
I thought that was funny.

1220
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,080
I thought that was funny.

1221
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,080
I thought that was funny.

1222
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:44,080
I thought that was funny.

1223
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,080
I thought that was funny.

1224
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:48,080
I thought that was funny.

1225
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:50,080
I thought that was funny.

1226
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:52,080
Maybe we'll go into the church.

1227
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:54,080
Maybe we'll go into the store.

1228
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:56,080
Don't push.

1229
01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:58,080
We've got to relax.

1230
01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,080
We've got to relax.

1231
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:24,080
No. Math time.

1232
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:46,080
This is for Max Darwin.

1233
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:50,080
Who requested the panpiped version of In The Air Tonight.

1234
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:58,080
I think.

1235
01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:00,080
I think. I'm not sure.

1236
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:08,080
Redzy baby.

1237
01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:10,080
Thank you very much Redzy baby.

1238
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,080
And you say. Don't mind.

1239
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,080
Don't mind James.

1240
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:16,080
Anyone who says your cringe isn't your friend.

1241
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:18,080
Don't let him ruin your birthday.

1242
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:19,080
I hope you have a lovely time.

1243
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:21,080
Well it isn't my birthday man.

1244
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,080
I don't know why I said it was.

1245
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:25,080
But thank you very much.

1246
01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:27,080
I was just lying.

1247
01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:29,080
I was telling lies.

1248
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:31,080
It's a shame about James.

1249
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:35,080
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

1250
01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:37,080
Oh Lord.

1251
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:41,080
And I've been waiting for this moment.

1252
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:43,080
For all of my hands.

1253
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:45,080
Oh Lord.

1254
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:50,040
Great stuff.

1255
01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:53,400
Inishki in the air tonight.

1256
01:29:53,700 --> 01:29:54,180
Inishki.

1257
01:30:04,180 --> 01:30:04,700
Brilliant.

1258
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:06,440
Brilliant.

1259
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:08,960
Thank you very much, Redzy Baby.

1260
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:12,380
And to James Smith, best luck to you, man.

1261
01:30:12,460 --> 01:30:13,280
Sorry about everything.

1262
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:14,980
It's all in the past now.

1263
01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:18,680
But this is dedicated to you, James.

1264
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:23,680
And Bradley Cooper's Brown Music Stinky Playlist.

1265
01:30:37,580 --> 01:30:39,620
The insignia is everywhere.

1266
01:30:39,620 --> 01:30:43,100
I wonder if it's a religion from this region.

1267
01:30:43,180 --> 01:31:01,880
I hope that you're doing okay, James Smith.

1268
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:08,360
Maybe you're in your bed now.

1269
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:14,200
Looking at the pictures of Bradley Cooper on Google Image Search.

1270
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:24,040
Or maybe just listening to a playlist you've made of him and some brown music on an eight-hour loop.

1271
01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:31,240
I hope that you find it within yourself to forgive and forget.

1272
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:39,380
Ashley's got to be in here somewhere.

1273
01:31:39,380 --> 01:31:44,440
There's got to be a way to open this.

1274
01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:50,120
Ashley's got to be in here somewhere.

1275
01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:54,720
There's got to be a way to open this.

1276
01:31:54,720 --> 01:32:03,420
Ashley's got to be in here somewhere.

1277
01:32:03,420 --> 01:32:06,720
There's got to be a way to open this.

1278
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:10,860
Okay, yeah.

1279
01:32:10,860 --> 01:32:10,980
Okay, yeah.

1280
01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:11,660
We managed.

1281
01:32:11,740 --> 01:32:12,360
That was seamless.

1282
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,660
We managed to do it.

1283
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,800
And now I think we jump onto this, York.

1284
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,320
Wow, look at this.

1285
01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:20,640
Wow.

1286
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:53,100
Thank you.

1287
01:32:53,100 --> 01:33:23,080
Thank you.

1288
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,080
Thank you.

1289
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:38,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland spreads forth into your hands. The blue ink ribbon.

1290
01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:40,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1291
01:33:40,420 --> 01:33:44,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1292
01:33:44,420 --> 01:33:48,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1293
01:33:48,420 --> 01:33:50,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1294
01:33:50,420 --> 01:33:52,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1295
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:54,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1296
01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:58,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1297
01:33:58,420 --> 01:34:00,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1298
01:34:00,420 --> 01:34:02,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1299
01:34:02,420 --> 01:34:04,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1300
01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:06,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1301
01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:08,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1302
01:34:08,420 --> 01:34:10,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1303
01:34:10,420 --> 01:34:12,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1304
01:34:12,420 --> 01:34:14,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1305
01:34:14,420 --> 01:34:16,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1306
01:34:16,420 --> 01:34:18,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1307
01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:20,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1308
01:34:20,420 --> 01:34:22,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1309
01:34:22,420 --> 01:34:24,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1310
01:34:24,420 --> 01:34:26,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1311
01:34:26,420 --> 01:34:28,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1312
01:34:28,420 --> 01:34:30,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1313
01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:32,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1314
01:34:32,420 --> 01:34:34,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1315
01:34:34,420 --> 01:34:36,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1316
01:34:36,420 --> 01:34:38,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1317
01:34:38,420 --> 01:34:40,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1318
01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:42,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1319
01:34:42,420 --> 01:34:44,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1320
01:34:44,420 --> 01:34:46,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1321
01:34:46,420 --> 01:34:48,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1322
01:34:48,420 --> 01:34:50,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1323
01:34:50,420 --> 01:34:52,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1324
01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:54,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1325
01:34:54,420 --> 01:34:56,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1326
01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:58,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1327
01:34:58,420 --> 01:35:00,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1328
01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:02,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1329
01:35:02,420 --> 01:35:04,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1330
01:35:04,420 --> 01:35:05,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1331
01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:06,420
The blue ink of Geppetoland.

1332
01:35:06,420 --> 01:35:08,420
Jimmy Sadler.

1333
01:35:08,420 --> 01:35:10,420
Of the BBC.

1334
01:35:10,420 --> 01:35:12,420
What we need to do now is destroy him.

1335
01:35:12,420 --> 01:35:14,420
And everything he stands for.

1336
01:35:14,420 --> 01:35:16,420
We need to make this pattern.

1337
01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:18,420
Underneath.

1338
01:35:18,420 --> 01:35:20,420
Red RGB.

1339
01:35:20,420 --> 01:35:22,420
RGB.

1340
01:35:22,420 --> 01:35:24,420
RGB.

1341
01:35:24,420 --> 01:35:28,420
James Smith.

1342
01:35:28,420 --> 01:35:30,420
Thank you very much.

1343
01:35:30,420 --> 01:35:32,420
Great to see you have come back.

1344
01:35:32,420 --> 01:35:34,420
And seen the light.

1345
01:35:34,420 --> 01:35:38,420
Thank you very much James Smith.

1346
01:35:38,420 --> 01:35:40,420
You're a good guy.

1347
01:35:40,420 --> 01:35:42,420
You're one of the good guys.

1348
01:35:42,420 --> 01:35:44,420
Now combine.

1349
01:35:44,420 --> 01:35:46,420
Okay.

1350
01:35:46,420 --> 01:35:46,420
Okay.

1351
01:35:46,420 --> 01:35:47,420
Okay.

1352
01:35:47,420 --> 01:35:48,420
Okay.

1353
01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:48,420
Okay.

1354
01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:48,420
Okay.

1355
01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:49,420
Okay.

1356
01:35:49,420 --> 01:35:50,420
I know what we gotta do.

1357
01:35:50,420 --> 01:35:52,420
I know what we gotta do here.

1358
01:35:52,420 --> 01:35:54,420
I know what we gotta do here.

1359
01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,420
I know what we gotta do here.

1360
01:35:56,420 --> 01:36:02,320
I know what we gotta do here. It's obvious. It's obvious.

1361
01:36:12,660 --> 01:36:14,800
Yeah, you want that. You want that. No.

1362
01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:19,560
And then the red one, you want a big chunk on the top right.

1363
01:36:21,060 --> 01:36:23,920
You want a big chunk. You want that one.

1364
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:25,740
You want that one.

1365
01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:35,460
You want that one. Big chunk on the top right. Big chunk. Big chunk on the top right. That's it.

1366
01:36:36,420 --> 01:36:41,940
And then on the blue one, you got a little blue jewel and you turn that one around.

1367
01:36:47,780 --> 01:36:48,640
Two both.

1368
01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:52,600
There.

1369
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:55,640
And then we combine.

1370
01:36:58,840 --> 01:36:59,920
Nothing's happened.

1371
01:37:01,740 --> 01:37:02,360
Bear with me.

1372
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:03,820
Bear with me.

1373
01:37:06,660 --> 01:37:07,660
Bear with me here.

1374
01:37:08,460 --> 01:37:09,100
Bear with me here.

1375
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:16,740
The green one.

1376
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:21,700
And now we combine.

1377
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:25,400
And nothing's happened.

1378
01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:26,960
Stay with me here.

1379
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:33,000
We might put on a bit of brown noise while we're waiting for this to get going.

1380
01:37:38,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1381
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1382
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1383
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1384
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1385
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1386
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1387
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1388
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1389
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620
Brown noise.

1390
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:40,620
Brown noise.

1391
01:37:40,620 --> 01:37:40,620
Remastered.

1392
01:37:40,620 --> 01:37:41,620
Eight hours.

1393
01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:41,620
Smooth and relaxing tinnitus.

1394
01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:58,840
Brown noise remastered eight hours, smooth and relaxing tinnitus.

1395
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:05,840
That might be handy actually, I have the tinnitus bad style.

1396
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:32,600
Red is correct. But green, green is not.

1397
01:38:32,600 --> 01:39:02,220
Now, watch this. Watch this. Bit of brown noise for you. Donovan Shields. Thank you very much, Donovan Shields. We'll turn the brown noise off now. We don't need that.

1398
01:39:02,220 --> 01:39:19,400
Donovan Shields. Best look, Donovan Shields. Thanks very much, Donovan Shields. Groovy Tom. Thanks very much, Groovy Tom. Groovers Tumas.

1399
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:42,400
I'm always grooving, man. Hey, Rio. Come and get some dogs.

1400
01:39:42,400 --> 01:40:10,000
Thanks very much Groovy Tom and James Smith. I didn't mean to do you wrong.

1401
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:30,800
I'm so delighted to win. I look so hard for this. Newly crowned Miss Universe Ireland says she's proud to be a role model for young girls.

1402
01:40:30,800 --> 01:41:00,780
I'm so glad you're here.

1403
01:41:00,780 --> 01:41:09,780
Absolute, absolute trash week. She should have thrown that week in the trash can because there was no good going to come of it.

1404
01:41:11,780 --> 01:41:26,520
Another bad week for swing gate politician Maria Bailey. Fellow Fine Gael TD Fergus O'Dowd revealed last week that he doesn't think Bailey should stand for the party.

1405
01:41:26,780 --> 01:41:42,700
In the next G.E. That's general election to you and to me. Break it down Tom. Break it down Tom. That's it Tom. Keep dancing. Keep dancing Tom. You've got it made.

1406
01:41:43,780 --> 01:41:52,680
Speaking on the radio O'Dowd admitted. People are deeply concerned that what Maria Bailey did was wrong and I think that's the reality for her.

1407
01:41:52,780 --> 01:42:01,780
I would prefer that she didn't stand. Yes, I would prefer it of course, but I can't influence that. I can't influence that.

1408
01:42:01,780 --> 01:42:08,780
O'Dowd's critical remarks follow more revelations that Bailey had actually requested.

1409
01:42:08,780 --> 01:42:16,780
20,000 euro in compensation from the Dean Hotel. The Dean Hotel in her personal injuries claim.

1410
01:42:17,780 --> 01:42:30,780
Despite previously claiming she had asked for seven grand. Meanwhile, CEO of Glick Click and Go Insurance said this week he is eternally grateful to Bailey for exposing exaggerated claims.

1411
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:37,780
Just threw that one in to try and soften the blow over bullshit.

1412
01:42:40,780 --> 01:42:43,980
Sail on at Harvey Norman's, if you can be arsed.

1413
01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:52,260
Exclusive Bake Off star dumped by Young Lover.

1414
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:54,960
I had to leave controlling Paul.

1415
01:42:58,300 --> 01:43:09,000
Seething summer Montes Fulham stormed out of Paul Hollywood's mansion in the middle of the night, furious at his controlling behaviour.

1416
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:25,080
The former barmaid, 24, quit the 1 million euro love nest she shared with the Bake Off star after he tried to get her to sign a legally binding non-disclosure agreement.

1417
01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:43,220
The agreement drawn up by Paul's lawyers demanded she could not discuss their sex life, tele-judge Paul's wealth or anything about their private lives.

1418
01:43:43,900 --> 01:43:49,020
But she flatly refused and decided trust had gone out of their two-year love affair.

1419
01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:54,240
Non-disclosure agreement.

1420
01:43:57,520 --> 01:43:59,860
Well done, she got the fuck out of Dodge there.

1421
01:44:00,740 --> 01:44:02,300
Sounds like a bad egg.

1422
01:44:04,860 --> 01:44:07,440
Look, there they are, smooching it up, big style.

1423
01:44:07,880 --> 01:44:11,420
And that's her packing the bags and getting the fuck out of Dodge.

1424
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,180
Non-disclosure agreement, my whole.

1425
01:44:17,180 --> 01:44:28,920
Robert Kennedy's granddaughter found fucking dead, Jesus Christ.

1426
01:44:29,820 --> 01:44:32,000
Younger than 22.

1427
01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:41,580
Anyway, we'll get back to it.

1428
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:42,900
We'll get back to it.

1429
01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:42,900
We'll get back to it.

1430
01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:57,760
Donovan Shields.

1431
01:44:57,760 --> 01:44:57,760
Donovan Shields.

1432
01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:00,160
This goes out to you, Donovan Shields.

1433
01:45:00,380 --> 01:45:02,040
You are the best shield.

1434
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:04,160
Do you wear shields?

1435
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:14,140
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.

1436
01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,140
Donovan Shields.

1437
01:45:15,140 --> 01:45:28,720
And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my time, oh Lord.

1438
01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:32,720
Have you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.

1439
01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:37,680
Thanks very much Donovan Shields.

1440
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:38,960
It's great to have you Donovan.

1441
01:45:38,960 --> 01:45:41,960
And I hope you're fucking well shielded.

1442
01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:49,800
Francis, you should do the voice for an audio book.

1443
01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:53,620
I was thinking, shall I read Angela's Ashes?

1444
01:45:54,160 --> 01:45:59,300
Or shall I read fucking Ashes by Jerry Hannon?

1445
01:46:01,280 --> 01:46:07,740
Would there be a fucking copyright claim made against me or what?

1446
01:46:07,740 --> 01:46:08,520
I don't know.

1447
01:46:11,740 --> 01:46:15,700
Maybe I could read The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown.

1448
01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:23,260
Would it be class Kio's flavored ghosties?

1449
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:26,520
Did you have a consent?

1450
01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:39,120
We've used this, we've used this, we don't need to do anything.

1451
01:46:39,540 --> 01:46:42,340
Tis in my ass by Jerry Hannon.

1452
01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:46,440
It's called Tis in my ass.

1453
01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:50,360
Trees of Carmody.

1454
01:46:50,900 --> 01:46:52,440
Trees of Carmody's parents.

1455
01:46:53,140 --> 01:46:54,760
Trees of Carmody's family at least.

1456
01:46:54,860 --> 01:46:55,820
You owe them an apology.

1457
01:46:55,940 --> 01:46:57,820
You trolled Willie Harold.

1458
01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:59,720
You trolled Willie Harold.

1459
01:47:00,400 --> 01:47:01,720
You trolled Willie Harold.

1460
01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:08,020
Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment?

1461
01:47:09,480 --> 01:47:10,960
With Lord Sadler.

1462
01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:13,480
With Leon Kennedy.

1463
01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:14,940
Why did you...

1464
01:47:14,940 --> 01:47:16,960
Come here we go.

1465
01:47:17,260 --> 01:47:17,780
Ashley's right.

1466
01:47:17,780 --> 01:47:17,940
Hey, get easy.

1467
01:47:19,120 --> 01:47:20,800
No, get away.

1468
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:22,440
Calm down.

1469
01:47:23,080 --> 01:47:24,600
Everything's going to be just fine.

1470
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:26,400
My name's Leon.

1471
01:47:26,900 --> 01:47:28,860
I'm under the president's order to rescue you.

1472
01:47:29,380 --> 01:47:29,760
What?

1473
01:47:30,680 --> 01:47:31,580
My father?

1474
01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:32,500
That's right.

1475
01:47:32,900 --> 01:47:34,180
And I have to get you out of here.

1476
01:47:34,260 --> 01:47:34,940
Now come with me.

1477
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:42,120
It's Leon.

1478
01:47:42,440 --> 01:47:44,260
I've succeeded in extricating my subject.

1479
01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:44,860
Women.

1480
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:45,680
Good work, Leon.

1481
01:47:45,960 --> 01:47:47,540
I'll send a chopper over right away.

1482
01:47:47,980 --> 01:47:49,280
Where's the extraction point?

1483
01:47:49,820 --> 01:47:52,120
There's another trail that you can take to get out of the village.

1484
01:47:52,320 --> 01:47:53,420
Happy trails.

1485
01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:54,500
Got it.

1486
01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:55,500
I'm on my way.

1487
01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:00,060
No.

1488
01:48:01,440 --> 01:48:03,180
Don't open that door.

1489
01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:04,240
Jill.

1490
01:48:05,300 --> 01:48:07,040
Don't open that door.

1491
01:48:09,440 --> 01:48:10,780
Playing manual three.

1492
01:48:10,780 --> 01:48:14,500
Control configuration changes are not reflected here.

1493
01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:17,240
Please pay careful attention to button functions.

1494
01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:22,700
Leon can press R2 to make Ashley either wait or follow.

1495
01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:25,620
Ashley in the action button.

1496
01:48:25,780 --> 01:48:28,000
Depending on the situation, Leon and Ashley can cooperate.

1497
01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:29,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1498
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:33,460
Hang on, hang on.

1499
01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:36,160
Depending on the situation, Leon and Ashley can cooperate.

1500
01:48:36,620 --> 01:48:37,060
Where is that?

1501
01:48:37,060 --> 01:48:40,560
You can use recovery items.

1502
01:48:40,700 --> 01:48:42,760
Not only on Leon, but on Ashley as well.

1503
01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:44,040
Ashley and game over.

1504
01:48:44,340 --> 01:48:48,460
Leon has failed his mission if Ashley is either killed or carried away by the enemy.

1505
01:48:51,460 --> 01:48:52,320
There we go.

1506
01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:54,560
So we've got...

1507
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:54,920
Wait.

1508
01:48:55,100 --> 01:48:55,560
Follow me.

1509
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:55,860
Wait.

1510
01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:56,160
Wait.

1511
01:48:56,280 --> 01:48:56,700
Follow me.

1512
01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:57,040
Wait.

1513
01:48:57,160 --> 01:48:57,560
Follow me.

1514
01:48:58,940 --> 01:48:59,420
Wait.

1515
01:48:59,880 --> 01:49:00,400
Follow me.

1516
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:00,920
Wait.

1517
01:49:01,180 --> 01:49:01,680
Follow me.

1518
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:02,040
Wait.

1519
01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:02,480
Follow me.

1520
01:49:02,540 --> 01:49:02,760
Wait.

1521
01:49:02,920 --> 01:49:03,300
Follow me.

1522
01:49:03,300 --> 01:49:03,480
Wait.

1523
01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:03,900
Follow me.

1524
01:49:03,900 --> 01:49:04,080
Wait.

1525
01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:04,520
Follow me.

1526
01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:04,800
Wait.

1527
01:49:04,940 --> 01:49:05,440
Follow me.

1528
01:49:05,560 --> 01:49:05,780
Wait.

1529
01:49:05,980 --> 01:49:06,400
Follow me.

1530
01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:06,720
Wait.

1531
01:49:06,940 --> 01:49:07,380
Follow me.

1532
01:49:08,980 --> 01:49:10,400
Good morning, Soda.

1533
01:49:10,780 --> 01:49:11,780
Soda Ogre.

1534
01:49:15,660 --> 01:49:19,340
This stream is brought to you by James Smith.

1535
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:29,840
James Smith's brown noise extravaganza coming to a fucking brown hole near you.

1536
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:31,420
Coming to a starfish near you.

1537
01:49:33,420 --> 01:49:38,160
Bradley Cooper's quintessential guitar picking masterclass.

1538
01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:39,220
August.

1539
01:49:39,380 --> 01:49:44,980
Matt Cooper's interracial spice bag extravaganza on Today FM.

1540
01:49:45,540 --> 01:49:48,120
It's going to be an absolute ball blaster of an affair.

1541
01:49:48,620 --> 01:49:51,440
Maria Walsh MVP is going to be there.

1542
01:49:51,760 --> 01:49:52,320
That's right.

1543
01:49:52,420 --> 01:49:53,620
Maria Walsh MVP.

1544
01:49:53,980 --> 01:49:56,240
You thought that she was a member of European Parliament.

1545
01:49:56,240 --> 01:49:56,840
No.

1546
01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:59,080
She's the most valuable player.

1547
01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:00,160
Okay.

1548
01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:04,320
And she's got a fucking slam dunk ratio that'll make your mind go blam.

1549
01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:08,700
And she's also got Tamagotchis coming out of her ears.

1550
01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:10,180
Ladies and gentlemen.

1551
01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:16,400
You only need to spend a moment's notice with her.

1552
01:50:16,800 --> 01:50:17,740
And James Smith.

1553
01:50:18,620 --> 01:50:23,200
James Smith is going to be providing the soundtrack to your life.

1554
01:50:23,700 --> 01:50:29,620
He's going to be playing brown noise all night at the fucking boiler room in his ma's bedroom.

1555
01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:33,420
And we're all going to be tuning in to the live stream.

1556
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:35,200
Which he's going to do on his YouTube.

1557
01:50:35,520 --> 01:50:36,200
You've seen it.

1558
01:50:36,300 --> 01:50:37,080
I've linked to it.

1559
01:50:37,220 --> 01:50:38,320
It's all going to be class.

1560
01:50:38,840 --> 01:50:41,200
Make sure you've got earplugs in because you might get tinnitus.

1561
01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:49,680
And Maria Walsh MVP is going to be laying down some fantastic new Tamagotchi beats as well.

1562
01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:54,320
And saying a load of fucking prescripted shit that she didn't write.

1563
01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:57,300
And we're all going to vote for her as well because we're stupid.

1564
01:50:58,020 --> 01:51:00,520
And we didn't do any research.

1565
01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:03,400
And that's as far as it'll go.

1566
01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:06,900
And now she's on a lot of money.

1567
01:51:07,140 --> 01:51:09,280
More money than we could dream of.

1568
01:51:09,380 --> 01:51:10,140
She's on that.

1569
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:11,140
For what?

1570
01:51:11,420 --> 01:51:14,220
Because she fucking had a Tamagotchi and a blackjack.

1571
01:51:14,920 --> 01:51:18,160
And people like James Smith have allowed this to...

1572
01:51:18,160 --> 01:51:18,620
Here we go.

1573
01:51:18,840 --> 01:51:19,480
Lord Sadler.

1574
01:51:20,120 --> 01:51:24,380
If you must know, my name is Osman Sadler.

1575
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:25,420
Jimmy Sadler.

1576
01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:29,520
The master of this fine religious community.

1577
01:51:30,060 --> 01:51:31,660
He's got a shitty nose piercing.

1578
01:51:31,740 --> 01:51:36,120
To demonstrate to the whole world our astounding power of course.

1579
01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:39,820
I thought he had a nose ring but it's just the way the light hit his fucking filter.

1580
01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:41,820
They can police the world forever.

1581
01:51:42,760 --> 01:51:49,340
So we kidnap the president's daughter in order to give her our power.

1582
01:51:49,820 --> 01:51:52,200
And then send her back.

1583
01:51:52,700 --> 01:51:57,140
Disgusting.

1584
01:51:58,300 --> 01:51:58,780
Disgusting.

1585
01:51:59,680 --> 01:52:00,120
Ileon.

1586
01:52:00,380 --> 01:52:00,900
Disgusting.

1587
01:52:00,900 --> 01:52:02,280
I think they shot something in my neck.

1588
01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:04,540
What did you do to her?

1589
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:05,660
What did you do, you scum?

1590
01:52:05,820 --> 01:52:09,280
We just planted her a little gift.

1591
01:52:10,140 --> 01:52:16,400
Oh, there's going to be one hell of a party when she returns home to her loving father.

1592
01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:16,980
Oh.

1593
01:52:17,560 --> 01:52:22,680
But before that, I thought I might bargain with you.

1594
01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:24,780
The president for some donation.

1595
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:32,180
Believe it or not, it takes quite a lot of money to keep this church up and running.

1596
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:33,860
There's money in the basket, sir.

1597
01:52:33,860 --> 01:52:36,040
Faith and money will lead you nowhere, Sadler.

1598
01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:37,680
I mean Sadler.

1599
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:41,260
Oh, I believe I forgot to tell you that we gave you the same gift.

1600
01:52:42,100 --> 01:52:43,080
When I was unconscious.

1601
01:52:44,460 --> 01:52:49,440
Oh, I truly hope you like our small but special contributions.

1602
01:52:50,380 --> 01:52:54,100
My name is James Smith.

1603
01:52:55,480 --> 01:52:58,340
Involuntarily, you'll do as I say.

1604
01:52:58,700 --> 01:52:59,600
Brown noise.

1605
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:02,300
I'll have total control over your minds.

1606
01:53:02,980 --> 01:53:08,420
Don't you think this is a revolutionary way to promulgate one's faith?

1607
01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:11,220
Sounds more like an alien invasion if you ask me.

1608
01:53:11,220 --> 01:53:13,220
*laughs*

1609
01:53:36,340 --> 01:53:38,340
Wow, that was amazing wasn't it?

1610
01:53:38,340 --> 01:53:45,340
James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. Don't remember everybody to make sure you've got your tickets to...

1611
01:53:45,340 --> 01:53:53,340
James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. And James Smith's brown noise extravaganza.

1612
01:53:53,340 --> 01:53:55,340
*sad music*

1613
01:54:10,340 --> 01:54:11,340
Let me have a look.

1614
01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:12,340
*sad music*

1615
01:54:12,340 --> 01:54:19,340
James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. Live from his all L A D Y S A S P A R E room.

1616
01:54:19,340 --> 01:54:24,120
Sorry, sorry for the fuck up. Sorry if you're watching James keep watching man. This isn't cringe

1617
01:54:35,180 --> 01:54:40,720
James Smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old ladies spare room

1618
01:54:41,540 --> 01:54:49,200
Cleo narole long time. No see Cleo narole. I hope that you've got your fucking ticket to James Smith's brown

1619
01:54:49,200 --> 01:54:53,140
Noise extravaganza live from his old ladies spare room

1620
01:54:56,220 --> 01:55:04,420
And one of these for clear on roll old-school roll roll roll roll roll your board gently down the stream

1621
01:55:12,620 --> 01:55:14,620
Key on a roll

1622
01:55:14,620 --> 01:55:16,620
*sad music*

1623
01:55:16,620 --> 01:55:21,620
And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life

1624
01:55:21,640 --> 01:55:22,640
*sad music*

1625
01:55:22,640 --> 01:55:24,640
Cleo narole

1626
01:55:24,640 --> 01:55:26,640
*sad music*

1627
01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:33,180
I remember everybody you need to book your fucking time you need to book time book time off work

1628
01:55:34,420 --> 01:55:40,500
Well, we got to save the game make sure kill the cunts. Thank you very much. Make sure you've book booked time off work

1629
01:55:42,100 --> 01:55:44,100
for

1630
01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:50,660
For James Smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old ladies spare room

1631
01:55:57,440 --> 01:55:58,240
Okay, right.

1632
01:56:00,440 --> 01:56:02,060
Thank you very much, Cleo, in a row.

1633
01:56:03,260 --> 01:56:04,680
It's great to have you back.

1634
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:07,040
And also kill the cunts.

1635
01:56:12,340 --> 01:56:13,740
Kill the cunts.

1636
01:56:16,740 --> 01:56:20,560
Thank you very much to everybody who's watching the stream.

1637
01:56:21,420 --> 01:56:22,500
You make it what it is.

1638
01:56:23,340 --> 01:56:24,720
And you're making the dream.

1639
01:56:24,860 --> 01:56:25,740
Keeping the dream alive.

1640
01:56:25,740 --> 01:56:29,080
If you were told me you would run.

1641
01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:34,680
I would not let the hell go.

1642
01:56:35,420 --> 01:56:36,880
Thanks for the donation.

1643
01:56:36,880 --> 01:56:37,020
Thank you.

1644
01:56:48,020 --> 01:56:49,280
Wait.

1645
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:52,220
Wait.

1646
01:56:52,360 --> 01:56:53,020
Follow me.

1647
01:56:53,080 --> 01:56:53,280
Wait.

1648
01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:53,820
Follow me.

1649
01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:54,220
Wait.

1650
01:56:54,220 --> 01:57:24,200
Thank you.

1651
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:54,180
Thank you.

1652
01:57:54,180 --> 01:57:56,180
Unbelievable.

1653
01:57:57,180 --> 01:57:57,680
Unbelievable.

1654
01:57:58,060 --> 01:57:58,800
So powerful.

1655
01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:00,500
Such a powerful tune.

1656
01:58:02,860 --> 01:58:03,840
Hands like I did.

1657
01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:11,480
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flow.

1658
01:58:11,480 --> 01:58:11,600
Oh.

1659
01:58:29,040 --> 01:58:29,640
Sorry there.

1660
01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:30,620
I thought you could hear me.

1661
01:58:30,700 --> 01:58:31,480
Obviously, you couldn't.

1662
01:58:31,680 --> 01:58:32,620
I messed up.

1663
01:58:32,920 --> 01:58:34,080
Look, I hold the hands up.

1664
01:58:34,260 --> 01:58:35,040
I fucked up, guys.

1665
01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:35,340
All right.

1666
01:58:35,420 --> 01:58:36,380
Sorry about that.

1667
01:58:36,560 --> 01:58:37,620
Not my fucking problem.

1668
01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:38,540
I mean, it is.

1669
01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:40,280
I'm sorry about the swearing as well.

1670
01:58:40,920 --> 01:58:41,160
Look.

1671
01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:47,840
I owe T.E. as a group of people who follow and are with me for thick and thin.

1672
01:58:47,940 --> 01:58:50,960
I owe T.E. to own up and say, look, I fucked up.

1673
01:58:51,120 --> 01:58:52,600
I didn't have the microphone on.

1674
01:58:52,960 --> 01:58:54,980
What I want to say to you, though, is thanks for sticking around.

1675
01:58:55,380 --> 01:59:02,200
We have had some vital information about James Smith has just come in on the pipeline.

1676
01:59:02,380 --> 01:59:03,940
So we're going to have a little listen to that.

1677
01:59:04,940 --> 01:59:08,460
It's more details about the night he is going to be holding soon enough.

1678
01:59:08,940 --> 01:59:09,780
So let's just see.

1679
01:59:10,980 --> 01:59:13,980
James Smith's brown noise extravaganza.

1680
01:59:13,980 --> 01:59:22,140
Live from his old lady's spare room featuring Maria Walsh MEP playing James' starfish hard and fast.

1681
01:59:22,980 --> 01:59:24,900
Bradley Cooper, a.k.a.

1682
01:59:24,900 --> 01:59:34,440
Brown Lee Cooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iPhone while strumming his guitar with his F.L.A.C.I.D. manhood.

1683
01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:36,940
Crying in a Stetson.

1684
01:59:38,320 --> 01:59:44,320
Well, tickets price $49.99, including booking fee for that.

1685
01:59:44,700 --> 01:59:49,340
I actually think it's probably going to be the feel good hit of the summer.

1686
01:59:50,360 --> 01:59:58,000
Once Bradley has edited that footage together and you can edit that on iMovie on the iPhone these days, that's that's going to be an absolute blast.

1687
01:59:59,200 --> 02:00:01,780
So thanks very much there, James Smith, for that.

1688
02:00:01,900 --> 02:00:04,420
And Glenn Boozy for the one euro donation.

1689
02:00:04,780 --> 02:00:11,040
Glenn, you are a man of substance, a man of fire, earth, wind and water as well.

1690
02:00:11,580 --> 02:00:16,900
All the elements rolled into one powerful fucking microcosm of a man.

1691
02:00:17,280 --> 02:00:18,320
Thank you very much, Glenn.

1692
02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:21,320
Best of luck with you.

1693
02:00:21,460 --> 02:00:22,100
Thank you very much.

1694
02:00:22,680 --> 02:00:26,500
Best of luck with you is a new well-wishing phrase as well.

1695
02:00:26,620 --> 02:00:28,300
It's the feel-good phrase of the summer.

1696
02:00:28,900 --> 02:00:29,620
Get used to it.

1697
02:00:29,740 --> 02:00:30,480
Start using it.

1698
02:00:30,680 --> 02:00:33,300
I guarantee you're going to feel ten times the person you were.

1699
02:00:34,060 --> 02:00:35,060
Now...

1700
02:00:35,060 --> 02:00:47,180
Up beside these barons.

1701
02:00:47,700 --> 02:00:48,580
Green herb.

1702
02:00:49,200 --> 02:00:50,280
And a little bit of...

1703
02:00:50,280 --> 02:00:52,100
A little bit of bullet magic.

1704
02:00:54,100 --> 02:00:56,780
I wonder if you can get a new tree bullet for Leon.

1705
02:00:58,680 --> 02:01:02,620
Help him maintain his healthy physique.

1706
02:01:03,580 --> 02:01:05,200
Because I doubt he'd be drinking shite.

1707
02:01:05,420 --> 02:01:08,000
Like, you know, he wouldn't be on Club Orange and Chicken Fillet Rolls.

1708
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:09,320
Every day.

1709
02:01:09,420 --> 02:01:10,980
He would be on the new tree bullet.

1710
02:01:11,340 --> 02:01:12,680
I'd say lean meat.

1711
02:01:13,460 --> 02:01:16,480
Smoked salmon with a bit of salad.

1712
02:01:17,160 --> 02:01:19,540
Maybe some hummus as well on a bit of cracker or something.

1713
02:01:21,060 --> 02:01:24,760
Now, we need to leave Ashley here while we take care of these goons.

1714
02:01:25,300 --> 02:01:27,980
And goons, there are aplenty.

1715
02:01:27,980 --> 02:01:53,920
Oh, yeah.

1716
02:01:53,920 --> 02:01:55,760
We can set this fucking thing moving.

1717
02:01:56,280 --> 02:01:56,620
I think.

1718
02:01:57,380 --> 02:01:57,700
Shit.

1719
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:02,800
Oh.

1720
02:02:03,600 --> 02:02:04,160
Should have...

1721
02:02:04,160 --> 02:02:04,860
Shouldn't have done that.

1722
02:02:05,700 --> 02:02:07,280
Shouldn't have done it so close, you know?

1723
02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:14,120
This guy has the look of evil about him.

1724
02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:14,620
He's got...

1725
02:02:14,620 --> 02:02:15,620
Look at his eyes, man.

1726
02:02:15,860 --> 02:02:17,380
He's got the devil in his eyes.

1727
02:02:17,720 --> 02:02:18,840
The devil in the deep blue sea.

1728
02:02:19,800 --> 02:02:20,200
Fuck.

1729
02:02:21,780 --> 02:02:22,580
Fire hazard.

1730
02:02:22,580 --> 02:02:24,680
Fire hazard.

1731
02:02:33,460 --> 02:02:38,320
I wonder is there a character limit on the Google Translate text readout thing.

1732
02:02:41,100 --> 02:02:43,300
What is your favorite Resident Evil, Francis?

1733
02:02:43,700 --> 02:02:47,580
Resident Evil 2 original on the PlayStation from 1998.

1734
02:02:51,580 --> 02:02:56,480
Scenario 2.

1735
02:02:56,480 --> 02:02:58,420
Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me.

1736
02:02:58,420 --> 02:02:58,560
Scenario 2.

1737
02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560
Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me.

1738
02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560
Scenario 2.

1739
02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560
Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me.

1740
02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560
Scenario 2.

1741
02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560
Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me.

1742
02:02:58,560 --> 02:03:00,560
Scenario 2.

1743
02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:00,560
Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me.

1744
02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:00,560
Scenario 2.

1745
02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:02,560
Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me.

1746
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:02,560
Scenario 2.

1747
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:02,560
Follow me.

1748
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:04,560
Follow me.

1749
02:03:04,560 --> 02:03:18,540
There's still scary music afoot.

1750
02:03:18,540 --> 02:03:20,640
So I mean, there must be some goons.

1751
02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:20,940
Is there?

1752
02:03:27,460 --> 02:03:30,600
How do you feel about the Resident Evil 2 PS4 job?

1753
02:03:30,600 --> 02:03:31,360
I played it there.

1754
02:03:31,360 --> 02:03:32,940
I don't know if you've seen me playing it.

1755
02:03:32,940 --> 02:03:35,360
I didn't bother playing the second scenario.

1756
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:37,680
But I might play that one of the days.

1757
02:03:37,980 --> 02:03:39,280
I find this more appealing.

1758
02:03:39,280 --> 02:03:41,440
Re-playing Resident Evil 4.

1759
02:03:41,440 --> 02:03:43,740
Because I didn't play this in years.

1760
02:03:43,740 --> 02:03:46,980
So, you know, that's the way it is.

1761
02:03:49,140 --> 02:03:50,220
It was good, like.

1762
02:03:50,220 --> 02:03:52,180
But I mean, just...

1763
02:03:52,180 --> 02:03:58,220
Those games, they're special.

1764
02:03:58,220 --> 02:04:03,600
They're of a time and of a place that cannot be recaptured.

1765
02:04:04,220 --> 02:04:11,420
And I don't feel like a remake of something can solidify its place in the time that it's in.

1766
02:04:11,420 --> 02:04:12,620
If that makes any sense.

1767
02:04:12,620 --> 02:04:14,660
Because it's just rehashing an old idea.

1768
02:04:15,900 --> 02:04:16,620
But, um...

1769
02:04:19,100 --> 02:04:21,280
For people who haven't played the original.

1770
02:04:22,120 --> 02:04:22,620
Then...

1771
02:04:22,620 --> 02:04:24,160
Oh, look at this.

1772
02:04:24,820 --> 02:04:25,580
Look at this.

1773
02:04:25,920 --> 02:04:26,660
Who's this guy?

1774
02:04:26,860 --> 02:04:27,220
Sam.

1775
02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:28,840
He's back again.

1776
02:04:29,140 --> 02:04:30,040
With a load of guns.

1777
02:04:38,380 --> 02:04:39,520
Let's have a look.

1778
02:04:39,520 --> 02:04:41,520
Buy...

1779
02:04:42,220 --> 02:04:43,180
What are you buying?

1780
02:04:43,960 --> 02:04:46,020
Someone was saying the red nine is what I need.

1781
02:04:46,100 --> 02:04:47,520
So I might sell the...

1782
02:04:48,120 --> 02:04:49,360
Shall I sell...

1783
02:04:49,360 --> 02:04:50,480
What are you selling?

1784
02:04:50,920 --> 02:04:52,900
Shall I sell the Punisher?

1785
02:04:55,240 --> 02:04:56,600
And buy the red nine?

1786
02:04:56,600 --> 02:04:56,960
What are you buying?

1787
02:05:02,000 --> 02:05:03,880
Come back any time.

1788
02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:06,100
Shall I sell the Punisher and buy the red nine?

1789
02:05:08,800 --> 02:05:10,880
I'm not even going to wait to see what you're saying.

1790
02:05:10,960 --> 02:05:11,740
I'm just going to do it.

1791
02:05:12,300 --> 02:05:12,700
Mm-hmm.

1792
02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:21,280
So sell the...

1793
02:05:21,280 --> 02:05:22,800
Sell the fucking thing and...

1794
02:05:23,960 --> 02:05:26,140
Red nine is best.

1795
02:05:26,220 --> 02:05:27,060
People are saying...

1796
02:05:27,060 --> 02:05:28,640
I know you're saying the red nine is best.

1797
02:05:28,700 --> 02:05:31,220
But shall I sell the Punisher and get the red nine?

1798
02:05:31,540 --> 02:05:32,080
Do you know what I mean?

1799
02:05:32,140 --> 02:05:34,900
I don't want to have two nine millimeter guns in my purse.

1800
02:05:35,700 --> 02:05:36,920
Or I don't carry a purse.

1801
02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:37,540
I'm not a lady.

1802
02:05:37,660 --> 02:05:38,800
Like, you know, I have a satchel.

1803
02:05:41,480 --> 02:05:42,700
What are you buying?

1804
02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:44,540
Yeah, I'll play God Hand.

1805
02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:45,880
I'll download that and play that.

1806
02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:47,880
Okay.

1807
02:05:51,140 --> 02:05:52,300
What are you buying?

1808
02:05:52,760 --> 02:05:53,460
We're going to do it.

1809
02:05:53,460 --> 02:05:54,800
We're going to really make this happen.

1810
02:05:55,140 --> 02:05:56,180
What are you selling?

1811
02:05:56,800 --> 02:05:58,260
On the basis of...

1812
02:05:58,260 --> 02:05:58,540
Row...

1813
02:05:58,540 --> 02:05:59,300
Row...

1814
02:05:59,300 --> 02:06:00,340
Row...

1815
02:06:00,340 --> 02:06:01,140
Row your boat.

1816
02:06:01,420 --> 02:06:02,600
Gently down the stream.

1817
02:06:03,460 --> 02:06:05,060
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.

1818
02:06:05,520 --> 02:06:06,960
Let's sell...

1819
02:06:06,960 --> 02:06:08,860
This nine millimeter dream.

1820
02:06:12,080 --> 02:06:12,800
Punisher.

1821
02:06:13,140 --> 02:06:13,400
Sell.

1822
02:06:15,400 --> 02:06:16,640
Is that old?

1823
02:06:16,820 --> 02:06:17,620
Hehehehe.

1824
02:06:17,820 --> 02:06:18,600
Thank you.

1825
02:06:18,720 --> 02:06:19,780
What are you buying?

1826
02:06:20,260 --> 02:06:22,060
Ah, a choice of an avid...

1827
02:06:24,700 --> 02:06:33,680
I can hear it coming in the air tonight.

1828
02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,560
Oh God.

1829
02:06:40,940 --> 02:06:41,460
Glenboosie.

1830
02:06:41,640 --> 02:06:43,060
Thank you very much, Glenboosie.

1831
02:06:43,600 --> 02:06:44,980
The old shamboosie of a man.

1832
02:06:44,980 --> 02:06:46,040
Thank you very much.

1833
02:06:46,180 --> 02:06:47,460
You've greatly enhanced your reputation.

1834
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:53,540
Make sure to go down to your local Zurich branch to enroll in the new test drive for Mercedes.

1835
02:06:53,880 --> 02:06:54,740
I might do.

1836
02:06:55,900 --> 02:06:57,720
But you'd have to talk to Connor Williams about that.

1837
02:06:58,860 --> 02:07:00,360
He's away on business at the moment.

1838
02:07:00,840 --> 02:07:08,660
And Keo's flavored ghosties too is an absolute peach of a Phil Collins air master.

1839
02:07:09,260 --> 02:07:10,660
And I want to tell you something.

1840
02:07:10,660 --> 02:07:21,480
Thank you very much, Keo's flavor ghosties.

1841
02:07:21,480 --> 02:07:24,280
And I've been waiting for this moment.

1842
02:07:24,280 --> 02:07:26,780
For all my time.

1843
02:07:28,140 --> 02:07:28,940
Oh Lord.

1844
02:07:28,940 --> 02:07:29,380
Hmm.

1845
02:07:29,380 --> 02:07:29,380
Hmm.

1846
02:07:29,380 --> 02:07:48,540
hmm what is the capture the google translate i need to get a load of pre pre-written scripts

1847
02:07:48,540 --> 02:07:56,940
about the smith master james also can you get us back to paccox mep is better than maria walsh

1848
02:07:56,940 --> 02:08:04,660
timmy pieces keogh also can you get us back door passes to james brown's noise extravaganza keogh you

1849
02:08:04,660 --> 02:08:11,780
should know if you're a fan that it's not james brown it's james smith and he has a brown noise

1850
02:08:11,780 --> 02:08:18,200
extravaganza and we do all we can tell all i can tell you is ticket master have issued this

1851
02:08:18,200 --> 02:08:25,340
press release as to what you're buying into when you do buy into that james smith's brown noise

1852
02:08:25,340 --> 02:08:33,500
extravaganza live from his old lady's spare room featuring maria walsh mep playing james's starfish

1853
02:08:33,500 --> 02:08:41,400
hard and fast bradley cooper aka brown lee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the

1854
02:08:41,400 --> 02:08:49,460
room on an iphone while strumming his guitar with his flacid manhood crying in a stetson

1855
02:08:49,460 --> 02:08:55,000
i don't know why she spells out flacid maybe i've fucking spelled it wrong maybe there's two

1856
02:08:55,000 --> 02:09:01,480
season flacid let's see let's see what's going on there james smith's brown noise extravaganza live

1857
02:09:01,480 --> 02:09:09,080
from his old lady's spare room featuring maria walsh mep playing james's starfish hard and fast

1858
02:09:09,620 --> 02:09:17,780
bradley cooper aka brown lee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iphone while

1859
02:09:17,780 --> 02:09:28,900
filming his guitar with his flacid manhood crying in a stetson yeah and that's again 49.99 49.50

1860
02:09:29,940 --> 02:09:56,660
including booking fee it's going to be an absolute blast it's going to be a blast you need to get you need to get your mitts on one of those tickets fast troy as well troy is going to be there he says simply troy says i can feel it and that's that's an absolute amazing bit of uh enthusiasm from you troy thank you very much troy this is for you troy i can feel it

1861
02:09:56,660 --> 02:10:19,220
i can feel it's coming here tonight james smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old lady's spare room featuring maria walsh mep playing james's starfish hard and fast

1862
02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:33,060
bradley cooper aka brown lee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iphone while strumming his guitar with his flaccid manhood crying in a stetson

1863
02:10:33,060 --> 02:10:42,500
now let's do this we've bought up now we need to sell a few things should we sell a few things to the

1864
02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:49,860
the man in the shed because or will we save the money and save the jewels for later on

1865
02:10:51,860 --> 02:10:57,540
what are you buying okay we'll we'll tune up i cannot wait to tune up the red nine

1866
02:10:59,300 --> 02:11:06,020
personally i cannot wait to tune up the red nine i've been dreaming about it i've been dreaming about this day for a long time

1867
02:11:06,500 --> 02:11:17,460
i've got butterflies for the last time firepower firepower or firing speed can we put a stock on that

1868
02:11:18,260 --> 02:11:25,780
can we put a stock on that yes we can baby four thousand pesetas is that old stranger

1869
02:11:28,740 --> 02:11:33,140
will it fit it won't fit

1870
02:11:35,700 --> 02:11:48,180
we need to take some herbs

1871
02:11:48,180 --> 02:12:04,020
that's done nothing i thought that was going to increase my health so nothing that was a waste of herb

1872
02:12:04,900 --> 02:12:05,860
herb gallagher

1873
02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:22,260
amen thank you thank you very much amen appreciate it or as they say in this game

1874
02:12:22,260 --> 02:12:41,860
they just threw a lad from bal into the game last moment who's gonna tell us lord sadler amen

1875
02:12:44,820 --> 02:12:56,740
now we can combine we'll reload some of these weapons here

1876
02:12:56,740 --> 02:13:04,980
don't blame it on the good times blame it on the boogie i wonder did michael jackson try to blame his bad

1877
02:13:04,980 --> 02:13:08,980
acts on the boogie when he was uh being interrogated there in the late

1878
02:13:09,780 --> 02:13:14,180
naughty's or the early not or the yeah the late naughties for his for his naughty business

1879
02:13:18,740 --> 02:13:22,740
let's move this one over here and would it have worked would that have worked

1880
02:13:22,740 --> 02:13:26,580
blame it on the boogie we don't know but it was worth a shot

1881
02:13:31,780 --> 02:13:34,340
now we can easily stick a stock in there

1882
02:13:36,180 --> 02:13:40,980
stick a stock of five pence should have mixed that red with the green

1883
02:13:42,580 --> 02:13:44,820
should have mixed those but i'll keep that for later anyway

1884
02:13:45,700 --> 02:13:51,300
i think we need to sell the sell some of this stuff back to the the goon because we've too much stuff

1885
02:13:55,220 --> 02:13:56,420
what are you buying

1886
02:14:00,020 --> 02:14:09,220
is that all it is

1887
02:14:13,940 --> 02:14:19,700
bruno do you need all those ammo types now i don't know do i sell one of these things back to the goon

1888
02:14:21,380 --> 02:14:24,180
i don't think i need all this all this words little gunage

1889
02:14:27,620 --> 02:14:28,180
thank you

1890
02:14:36,260 --> 02:14:38,740
i'd be tempted to see the tmp

1891
02:14:44,260 --> 02:14:45,060
i'd be tempted

1892
02:14:47,060 --> 02:14:53,460
what was the game or max if you're still watching max darwin what was the song you wanted me to play was a lion or something was it

1893
02:14:56,820 --> 02:14:59,220
you're probably gone now i'm probably talking to the wind

1894
02:15:03,300 --> 02:15:06,980
i think we'll uh what are you selling to the booking

1895
02:15:11,460 --> 02:15:20,340
is that all stranger thank you is that all stranger thank you it's for a green herb red herb

1896
02:15:32,580 --> 02:15:36,100
i think we'll leave it there we'll leave it there and we'll move on

1897
02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:40,260
through here

1898
02:15:58,340 --> 02:16:13,860
get loud get loud get loud i can hear it calling in the air tonight i maxed out keys and treasures weapons

1899
02:16:13,860 --> 02:16:24,660
the carcola is a great map files exit

1900
02:16:28,580 --> 02:16:33,620
destination so destination back through the village

1901
02:16:39,380 --> 02:16:40,340
burst back around

1902
02:16:40,340 --> 02:16:49,300
can you use ashley's inventory

1903
02:16:49,620 --> 02:16:53,300
can you use ashley's inventory

1904
02:17:05,460 --> 02:17:05,940
down here

1905
02:17:05,940 --> 02:17:18,100
all of my life oh lord

1906
02:17:18,100 --> 02:17:40,620
Lewis Capaldi is gas. Thank you very much. Haven't heard much of Lewis Capaldi myself.

1907
02:17:40,620 --> 02:17:43,540
I wouldn't be much a Capaldi man myself.

1908
02:17:43,540 --> 02:18:12,120
Save that game hard and fast. And once more guys we need to advertise this a lot okay. This is our sponsors for the night. James Smith or for the morning sorry. James Smith who's going to be holding a quintessential starfish hard faster in his owl lady's spare room.

1909
02:18:12,120 --> 02:18:22,120
And tickets are $49.99.50 plus booking fee and charge. And Viagogo we're going to be reselling them for twice the price. Yes that's right twice the price.

1910
02:18:22,120 --> 02:18:24,120
Later on if you need to get some at double the price.

1911
02:18:24,120 --> 02:18:54,100
double the price.

1912
02:18:54,100 --> 02:19:01,020
Well, it's actually, it sounds, it sounds amazing and horrific.

1913
02:19:02,340 --> 02:19:08,300
Oh, for fuck's sake. This is a real fuck up of a situation. Ashley's gone Lula as well.

1914
02:19:11,880 --> 02:19:22,860
I think I blew Ashley's head off there. Not a great day for the Ashley. Not a great day for the Ashley there.

1915
02:19:22,860 --> 02:19:25,100
A bad Ashley.

1916
02:19:28,400 --> 02:19:33,000
Max, thank you very much, Max. How are you, Viper? There's something for you.

1917
02:19:33,940 --> 02:19:53,100
Maybe get a chicken fillet roll out of it. Can you give a quick shout out to my main man, Cian, for telling me you're streaming while I was working. No work is being done. Now I tell you. Thank you very much, Max. And big shout out to Cian too for spreading the word far and wide and hard and fast.

1918
02:19:53,100 --> 02:20:11,600
And also Cian and Max, make sure that you have got your get onto ticketmaster.ie and book your place at center stage. There are still stand in tickets and there are gallery tickets as well available for James Smith's brown noise extravaganza.

1919
02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:17,540
Don't let me tell you about it. Let Google tell you all about it. I know you. We need to get this out there.

1920
02:20:17,940 --> 02:20:28,260
Smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old lady's spare room featuring Maria Walsh MEP playing James's starfish hard and fast

1921
02:20:29,340 --> 02:20:31,340
Bradley Cooper aka

1922
02:20:32,060 --> 02:20:39,900
Brownlee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iPhone while strumming his guitar with his flaccid manhood

1923
02:20:40,740 --> 02:20:42,740
crying in a Stetson

1924
02:20:47,340 --> 02:20:53,900
Great stuff and we're all looking forward to that that's coming up hard and fast as long as you're there

1925
02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:56,000
We're there and it's gonna be an absolute

1926
02:20:57,120 --> 02:20:59,120
blast

1927
02:20:59,120 --> 02:21:04,220
I can assure you it's gonna be a blast nothing more than a fucking blast and

1928
02:21:05,200 --> 02:21:10,180
We're all gonna come away with feelings of shame and guilt

1929
02:21:11,100 --> 02:21:14,540
self-loathing there might be a touch of self-loathing I

1930
02:21:16,200 --> 02:21:22,260
I have I have it on good or authority that there's gonna be a smidgen of self-loathing, but

1931
02:21:22,760 --> 02:21:29,320
We can fucking get rid of all of that with the other pleasure pleasure

1932
02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:40,940
Things pleasure-seeking activities such as going out for pints regularly every week like I really do mean every week from the from the moment to turn 18

1933
02:21:40,940 --> 02:21:59,500
Until you turn 33 until you hit till you hit till you hit your early 30s and you start to and you can't do it anymore for two reasons you can't do it one because you can't take it anymore mentally and to you can't take it anymore physically and you're drained

1934
02:21:59,500 --> 02:22:04,320
So that's gonna be a real blast when that happens as well

1935
02:22:05,060 --> 02:22:15,620
And we're all looking forward to that and also big shout out big big shout out to Maria Walsh MEP who's also become Maria Walsh MVP?

1936
02:22:15,620 --> 02:22:23,180
Who is Europe's most valuable player out there? She's got a great slam dunk to lay up ratio and

1937
02:22:23,180 --> 02:22:28,740
And she was a trooper and it's all it's all happening all the time James Smith's

1938
02:22:29,740 --> 02:22:30,740
big

1939
02:22:30,740 --> 02:22:32,740
Quintessential gangbang extravaganza

1940
02:22:33,460 --> 02:22:36,320
Get your get your ticket while it's hot

1941
02:22:36,320 --> 02:22:44,080
Also the championship is back today guys the football championship is back to gay today to get not to gay

1942
02:22:44,080 --> 02:22:47,060
It's not gonna actually turn it's not gonna be like a

1943
02:22:47,060 --> 02:22:53,460
It's not coming back to gay as if that's a verb to make you gay. It's gonna turn you

1944
02:22:53,460 --> 02:22:57,260
Into a football drones

1945
02:22:57,260 --> 02:23:01,600
Football zombies where you just stare at the TV all the time for the next year

1946
02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:16,680
And watch the matches Gemma O'Doherty seems to think that's part of the new world orders plan the cabal to get you into just being being a subservient citizen of the state

1947
02:23:16,680 --> 02:23:21,400
You're not a true patriot according to her if you like football

1948
02:23:21,400 --> 02:23:29,580
Man United have signed a player from Leicester City for 75 million pounds or euros or whatever 85 million pounds

1949
02:23:29,580 --> 02:23:34,140
Which is a fucking big fat waste of money and you know why they do this?

1950
02:23:34,700 --> 02:23:36,720
They shell out the biggest money for the biggest

1951
02:23:36,720 --> 02:23:42,520
English players even though they aren't as good as the continental players they could sign for cheaper

1952
02:23:42,520 --> 02:23:43,340
but

1953
02:23:43,340 --> 02:23:49,360
They have to have in this day and age of teams made up from players from around the globe

1954
02:23:49,360 --> 02:23:53,200
They have to have at least one English player in there

1955
02:23:53,200 --> 02:23:59,100
To make it feel like it's still an English team so the English punters can go along and still be like

1956
02:23:59,100 --> 02:24:00,500
yeah England

1957
02:24:00,500 --> 02:24:01,280
England

1958
02:24:01,280 --> 02:24:09,360
even though they're shouting on loads of lads

1959
02:24:09,360 --> 02:24:11,420
who are on like 500 grand a week from fucking

1960
02:24:11,420 --> 02:24:13,420
Spain and wherever

1961
02:24:13,420 --> 02:24:14,080
the fuck

1962
02:24:14,080 --> 02:24:16,960
that was the same with Rooney

1963
02:24:16,960 --> 02:24:19,320
he was alright like

1964
02:24:19,320 --> 02:24:20,800
he was more of a midfielder than a

1965
02:24:20,800 --> 02:24:22,800
hard midfielder was he

1966
02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:24,300
he wasn't like

1967
02:24:24,300 --> 02:24:27,040
was he a 25 goal a season striker even

1968
02:24:27,040 --> 02:24:28,960
maybe he was

1969
02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:30,580
poacher tappins

1970
02:24:30,580 --> 02:24:33,400
but outshined by fucking

1971
02:24:33,400 --> 02:24:35,440
Ronaldo outshined

1972
02:24:35,440 --> 02:24:36,840
and outclassed but who wouldn't be

1973
02:24:36,840 --> 02:24:38,340
and

1974
02:24:38,340 --> 02:24:40,920
what else what else

1975
02:24:40,920 --> 02:24:42,680
I don't know what else

1976
02:24:42,680 --> 02:24:45,180
I don't know what else

1977
02:24:45,180 --> 02:24:46,980
it's nearly 12 o'clock

1978
02:24:46,980 --> 02:24:49,160
it's almost 12 o'clock it's time to check out

1979
02:24:49,160 --> 02:24:51,340
the local Mercedes dealership and get

1980
02:24:51,340 --> 02:24:53,160
down and ask about test driving the new Mercedes

1981
02:24:53,160 --> 02:24:55,080
if you can

1982
02:24:55,080 --> 02:24:57,400
if not don't bother it's a waste of

1983
02:24:57,400 --> 02:24:57,820
money anyway

1984
02:24:57,820 --> 02:25:01,680
you hammered your mother

1985
02:25:01,680 --> 02:25:02,720
thank you very much

1986
02:25:02,720 --> 02:25:05,560
thank you thank you very much

1987
02:25:05,560 --> 02:25:06,360
you hammered your mother

1988
02:25:06,360 --> 02:25:08,300
that's a great little situation to be in

1989
02:25:08,300 --> 02:25:09,820
and I'm very very proud

1990
02:25:09,820 --> 02:25:10,600
of you

1991
02:25:10,600 --> 02:25:12,100
and me as well

1992
02:25:12,100 --> 02:25:16,640
let's just hit that

1993
02:25:16,640 --> 02:25:17,760
let's just hit that

1994
02:25:17,760 --> 02:25:19,680
let's just hit that

1995
02:25:19,680 --> 02:25:30,840
sorry about that

1996
02:25:30,840 --> 02:25:32,780
sorry about this

1997
02:25:32,780 --> 02:25:36,580
you hammered your mother

1998
02:25:36,580 --> 02:25:38,080
you hammered your mother

1999
02:25:38,080 --> 02:25:39,500
you hammered your mother

2000
02:25:39,500 --> 02:25:40,920
you hammered your mother

2001
02:25:40,920 --> 02:25:42,380
you hammered your mother

2002
02:25:42,380 --> 02:25:45,760
just wanted to put that out there five times in a row

2003
02:25:45,760 --> 02:25:48,040
just because you said that in your donation

2004
02:25:48,040 --> 02:25:50,180
didn't want you to think I was leaving you out alone

2005
02:25:50,180 --> 02:25:54,560
right let's get through this little bit

2006
02:25:54,560 --> 02:25:55,700
and then it's off

2007
02:25:55,700 --> 02:25:59,060
because it's been nearly three hours of non-stop action

2008
02:25:59,060 --> 02:26:02,440
and brought to you by James Smith everybody

2009
02:26:02,440 --> 02:26:03,840
we can't forget him

2010
02:26:03,840 --> 02:26:05,580
we will never forget James Smith

2011
02:26:05,580 --> 02:26:08,400
he has brought and bestowed

2012
02:26:08,400 --> 02:26:13,780
pure unexultant joy upon our lives

2013
02:26:13,780 --> 02:26:14,940
since he came into our lives

2014
02:26:14,940 --> 02:26:15,900
oh it's a bear trap

2015
02:26:15,900 --> 02:26:17,740
watch out for the bear traps

2016
02:26:17,740 --> 02:26:21,000
and watch out for the old ladies with the flames

2017
02:26:21,000 --> 02:26:25,640
you man

2018
02:26:25,640 --> 02:26:28,000
maybe we gotta bring Ashley over here

2019
02:26:28,000 --> 02:26:29,600
and leave her inside a building

2020
02:26:29,600 --> 02:26:37,400
we can leave Ashley inside here

2021
02:26:37,400 --> 02:26:38,020
come on

2022
02:26:38,020 --> 02:26:38,940
come on

2023
02:26:38,940 --> 02:26:43,400
wait there

2024
02:26:43,400 --> 02:26:44,360
good girl

2025
02:26:44,360 --> 02:26:44,400
good girl

2026
02:26:44,400 --> 02:26:46,500
and what we'll do is

2027
02:26:46,500 --> 02:26:50,220
wait for these clowns to come in here

2028
02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:52,920
and take out our new found friend

2029
02:26:52,920 --> 02:26:54,860
red nine

2030
02:26:54,860 --> 02:27:05,780
where are these guys

2031
02:27:05,780 --> 02:27:07,780
It's rough.

2032
02:27:07,780 --> 02:27:37,760
It's rough.

2033
02:27:37,760 --> 02:27:43,520
It's a good song.

2034
02:27:46,680 --> 02:27:48,400
It's actually a great song.

2035
02:27:51,220 --> 02:27:54,120
I don't think that was a... no one was disputing that though.

2036
02:27:59,100 --> 02:28:02,960
Oh, Ashley's getting done in by bad boys.

2037
02:28:03,620 --> 02:28:04,320
Fucking hell.

2038
02:28:04,320 --> 02:28:16,960
Ashley's getting huckle-bucked there by two fucking Regeneratrans.

2039
02:28:18,040 --> 02:28:18,640
Degenerates.

2040
02:28:22,840 --> 02:28:24,360
Oh no, Ashley, no.

2041
02:28:27,160 --> 02:28:28,700
Put her down, you fucker.

2042
02:28:29,700 --> 02:28:32,420
No!

2043
02:28:51,880 --> 02:28:55,240
Fucking hell. It's a tough nut. It's a tough nut to crack.

2044
02:28:55,240 --> 02:29:01,140
You heard that bass line.

2045
02:29:22,660 --> 02:29:23,560
Fucking hell.

2046
02:29:23,560 --> 02:29:27,560
*music*

2047
02:29:27,560 --> 02:29:30,560
Thank you very much, Eamon Campion.

2048
02:29:30,560 --> 02:29:36,560
*music*

2049
02:29:36,560 --> 02:29:38,560
That was a heavy situation there.

2050
02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:47,560
God, that was horrible. Imagine someone you're looking after has been taken out the window by someone.

2051
02:29:47,560 --> 02:29:50,560
Wait. We'll get her to stay there.

2052
02:29:57,560 --> 02:29:58,560
Captain Birdseye.

2053
02:30:01,560 --> 02:30:02,560
*music*

2054
02:30:02,560 --> 02:30:02,560
*music*

2055
02:30:02,560 --> 02:30:03,560
*music*

2056
02:30:03,560 --> 02:30:04,560
*music*

2057
02:30:04,560 --> 02:30:05,560
*music*

2058
02:30:05,560 --> 02:30:06,560
*music*

2059
02:30:06,560 --> 02:30:08,560
How are you?

2060
02:30:14,740 --> 02:30:16,740
I think we're safe now

2061
02:30:18,020 --> 02:30:23,680
We can end this section on a high note well not a high note, but a fucking mediocre note

2062
02:30:23,680 --> 02:30:26,460
They have pictures of Lord Sadler up above the bed

2063
02:30:29,020 --> 02:30:31,020
My bastards

2064
02:30:32,520 --> 02:30:38,140
We got those the last time we haven't used the TMP so we've got that ahead of us as well

2065
02:30:40,200 --> 02:30:43,760
Think I can hear some more goons. Let's just apply

2066
02:30:51,060 --> 02:30:55,220
I can hear you calling in the air tonight

2067
02:30:55,220 --> 02:30:57,220
Nice

2068
02:31:12,340 --> 02:31:14,340
Lord

2069
02:31:14,340 --> 02:31:31,500
See Eddie Hobbs is going to be directing the new Blair Witch

2070
02:31:39,420 --> 02:31:41,420
Blair Witch 3d

2071
02:31:42,420 --> 02:31:47,360
Set during the fucking recession or the tip of the boom and it just goes into recession

2072
02:31:50,880 --> 02:31:52,880
Fucking mad

2073
02:31:54,120 --> 02:32:02,720
Come on follow me she can come with us now we can head on to the next realm not heaven

2074
02:32:07,380 --> 02:32:09,380
Wait

2075
02:32:09,600 --> 02:32:15,380
Get it to wait there because I think this still could be a fucking few boys knocking around up here dodgeballers

2076
02:32:17,820 --> 02:32:19,820
Degenerates

2077
02:32:24,540 --> 02:32:26,540
Follow me

2078
02:32:27,240 --> 02:32:33,920
Wait, oh guys here we go time to whip out the bad boy we've we've been waiting to get this guy out

2079
02:32:34,560 --> 02:32:36,560
From mothballs for a while now

2080
02:32:36,780 --> 02:32:39,920
It's looking it's looking sweet. It's looking good. It's looking tasty

2081
02:32:41,400 --> 02:32:42,400
Good luck

2082
02:32:43,080 --> 02:32:45,080
And we've got it. We've got a regeneratron

2083
02:32:45,720 --> 02:32:49,940
And that's a two-shot killer right there. You saw it here first

2084
02:32:57,780 --> 02:32:58,620
Follow me

2085
02:32:58,620 --> 02:32:58,620
Follow me

2086
02:32:58,620 --> 02:33:02,620
We put Ashley in the shed here

2087
02:33:02,620 --> 02:33:08,360
Wait and then move on and clear the rest of the the zone

2088
02:33:08,780 --> 02:33:10,280
The zone

2089
02:33:10,280 --> 02:33:12,940
Follow me

2090
02:33:12,940 --> 02:33:12,940
Follow me

2091
02:33:12,940 --> 02:33:24,940
I can hear it calling in the air tonight

2092
02:33:24,940 --> 02:33:34,100
Wait and then move on and I'm going to go to the side of the sky and turn these guys into vapor dust

2093
02:33:38,100 --> 02:33:41,260
We've got a note as well down by the typewriter

2094
02:33:43,740 --> 02:33:48,540
Oh, he's doing a shimmy, but it's not enough. It was never going to be enough

2095
02:33:52,320 --> 02:33:54,320
Sera and the third party

2096
02:33:55,860 --> 02:33:59,040
Interesting stuff. Let's see what we can do here with this

2097
02:33:59,040 --> 02:34:06,040
I can feel it coming in the end tonight.

2098
02:34:08,040 --> 02:34:09,040
Oh, Lord.

2099
02:34:11,040 --> 02:34:14,040
I've been waiting for this moment.

2100
02:34:15,040 --> 02:34:17,040
Oh, my God.

2101
02:34:18,040 --> 02:34:20,040
Oh, Lord.

2102
02:34:22,040 --> 02:34:25,040
I can feel it in the end tonight.

2103
02:34:25,040 --> 02:34:26,040
I can feel it coming in the end tonight.

2104
02:34:26,040 --> 02:34:27,040
Oh, Lord.

2105
02:34:27,040 --> 02:34:30,040
Oh, Lord.

2106
02:34:32,040 --> 02:34:35,040
And I've been waiting for this moment.

2107
02:34:35,040 --> 02:34:36,040
Oh, Lord.

2108
02:34:36,040 --> 02:34:37,040
Oh, Lord.

2109
02:34:37,040 --> 02:34:39,040
Oh, Lord.

2110
02:34:39,040 --> 02:34:41,040
Oh, Lord.

2111
02:34:41,040 --> 02:34:43,040
Oh, Lord.

2112
02:34:45,040 --> 02:34:48,040
Sir and the third party.

2113
02:34:49,040 --> 02:34:52,040
Welcome to Resident Evil stream.

2114
02:34:53,040 --> 02:34:55,040
By brought to you by me.

2115
02:34:55,040 --> 02:35:11,040
Jordan B. Peterson in association with James Smith and his quintessential brown I Jack spice bag play along featuring Maria Walsh MEP incorporating Maria Walsh MVP.

2116
02:35:12,040 --> 02:35:15,040
And whatever this tune is here.

2117
02:35:15,040 --> 02:35:18,040
In the air tonight Gregorian masters of chant.

2118
02:35:18,040 --> 02:35:20,040
Another version.

2119
02:35:20,040 --> 02:35:27,040
Sarah and the third party clean your room in your boots.

2120
02:35:28,040 --> 02:35:31,040
The whereabouts of Sarah are still unknown.

2121
02:35:33,040 --> 02:35:35,040
But I know everything about you.

2122
02:35:35,040 --> 02:35:36,040
I am your father.

2123
02:35:37,040 --> 02:35:38,040
The father you never had.

2124
02:35:39,040 --> 02:35:42,040
The father figure who told you to wash your sack.

2125
02:35:43,040 --> 02:35:44,040
Go get a job.

2126
02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:48,040
Be the man society wants you to be the man you want to be.

2127
02:35:48,040 --> 02:35:51,040
Not the man society is telling you to be.

2128
02:35:51,040 --> 02:35:56,040
Meanwhile, the whereabouts of Sarah are still unknown.

2129
02:35:56,040 --> 02:36:06,040
Most likely he's using an old secret passage taught to him by his grandfather who used to hunt in this region long ago.

2130
02:36:11,040 --> 02:36:14,040
I'm pretty certain that he's hiding our property somewhere in the forest.

2131
02:36:14,040 --> 02:36:21,040
If his grandfather was still alive, I would have used him to find Sarah.

2132
02:36:22,040 --> 02:36:28,040
But how did he find out a boot the egg injected into his body?

2133
02:36:29,040 --> 02:36:34,040
And the fact that he was able to remove it before it hatched is concerning.

2134
02:36:35,040 --> 02:36:37,040
Not as concerning as the meaning of life.

2135
02:36:38,040 --> 02:36:44,040
Which I ponder on day after day, minute after minute, hour after ceaseless hour.

2136
02:36:45,040 --> 02:36:48,040
The endless quest for the answers to the questions of our age.

2137
02:36:49,040 --> 02:36:52,040
With me, Jordan B. Peterson.

2138
02:36:53,040 --> 02:36:55,040
The great ghost god himself.

2139
02:36:56,040 --> 02:36:59,040
Your real, your actual father.

2140
02:37:00,040 --> 02:37:03,040
Last night I stared at the stars for 20 hours.

2141
02:37:04,040 --> 02:37:09,040
Thinking about what could have been, what should have been, and what would have been.

2142
02:37:09,040 --> 02:37:20,040
Had we attended, had we attended James Smith's quintessential, quintessential brown eyed play along.

2143
02:37:21,040 --> 02:37:27,040
I know for a fact that tonight, James Smith will be holding an anal seance.

2144
02:37:28,040 --> 02:37:37,040
Incorporating the music of Bradley Cooper, who will be strumming his guitar tenderly, tenderly, until morning light.

2145
02:37:38,040 --> 02:37:46,040
A shaft of sun ray breaches the clouds of the Hibernian Peninsula known as Ireland.

2146
02:37:47,040 --> 02:37:50,040
I will be doing a talk at the 3 Arena there again someday.

2147
02:37:51,040 --> 02:37:55,040
Tickets will be priced $39.99, including bucking fee.

2148
02:37:56,040 --> 02:38:03,040
You can buy them from me tonight at James Smith's quintessential anal play along.

2149
02:38:04,040 --> 02:38:08,040
Live from his mother's spare room, backyard, outhouse, backhouse.

2150
02:38:09,040 --> 02:38:16,040
I want you to come along and check out every outhouse, oot hoose, dog hoose, and shit hoose.

2151
02:38:17,040 --> 02:38:21,040
At James Gaff, at James Smith's gaff hoose.

2152
02:38:22,040 --> 02:38:25,040
There's gonna be a moose loose about this hoose tonight.

2153
02:38:26,040 --> 02:38:29,040
We're gonna go there and clean up his room.

2154
02:38:30,040 --> 02:38:32,040
James Smith, you're watching this.

2155
02:38:33,040 --> 02:38:35,040
Clean your sack in your room, my friend.

2156
02:38:37,040 --> 02:38:41,040
As for Resident Evil 4, the party is about to come to an end.

2157
02:38:42,040 --> 02:38:43,040
I hope you enjoyed your time.

2158
02:38:45,040 --> 02:38:47,040
Furthermore, I hope you'll enjoy my time.

2159
02:38:48,040 --> 02:38:50,040
Because I'm gonna be here forever looking at you.

2160
02:38:51,040 --> 02:38:52,040
Looking at you.

2161
02:38:53,040 --> 02:38:56,040
Staring you down cold and hard like you're a Channel 4 journalist

2162
02:38:57,040 --> 02:39:01,040
whose producer has lumped you into a hornet's nest of a confrontation with me,

2163
02:39:02,040 --> 02:39:04,040
the great ghost god himself.

2164
02:39:05,040 --> 02:39:07,040
Jordan B. Peterson.

2165
02:39:08,040 --> 02:39:10,040
Feel my dream.

2166
02:39:10,040 --> 02:39:11,040
I'm gonna be here.

2167
02:39:11,040 --> 02:39:12,040
I'm gonna be here.

2168
02:39:13,040 --> 02:39:14,040
I'm gonna be here.

2169
02:39:15,040 --> 02:39:16,040
I'm gonna be here.

2170
02:39:17,040 --> 02:39:18,040
I'm gonna be here.

2171
02:39:18,040 --> 02:39:19,040
I'm gonna be here.

2172
02:39:20,040 --> 02:39:21,040
I'm gonna be here.

2173
02:39:22,040 --> 02:39:23,040
I'm gonna be here.

2174
02:39:24,040 --> 02:39:25,040
I'm gonna be here.

2175
02:39:26,040 --> 02:39:27,040
I'm gonna be here.

2176
02:39:28,040 --> 02:39:29,040
I'm gonna be here.

2177
02:39:30,040 --> 02:39:31,040
I'm gonna be here.

2178
02:39:32,040 --> 02:39:33,040
I'm gonna be here.

2179
02:39:34,040 --> 02:39:35,040
I'm gonna be here.

2180
02:39:36,040 --> 02:39:37,040
I'm gonna be here.

2181
02:39:38,040 --> 02:39:39,040
I'm gonna be here.

2182
02:39:39,040 --> 02:39:46,780
egg. Once this is done whoever is behind all of this will surface. Nobody shall

2183
02:39:46,780 --> 02:39:54,040
interfere with our plans. Those who do shall suffer severe consequences. That's

2184
02:39:54,040 --> 02:39:58,960
the consequences that you will face if you don't face up to becoming a man. Do!

2185
02:39:58,960 --> 02:40:05,820
Do what you're meant to do. I gotta go now because I'm being triggered.

2186
02:40:05,820 --> 02:40:34,540
Lucy Tibbetts. Thank you very much. Lucy Tibbetts for your tip. Sweet. It's a sweet sweet tip. Thank you so much from me Jordan B. JBP you know me. We doing this without a record contract. Herb Dean. Do you reckon Mayo can beat Donegal? Yes I do.

2187
02:40:34,540 --> 02:41:01,780
I do. Home advantage. Playing at McHale Park. I think they will do well because they've cleaned their shafts. They've cleaned their dressing rooms. Heron thank you very much. Did you ever play Metal Gear Solid? No. Because I'm Jordan B. I don't play games. Games are for man children. I'm a real man.

2188
02:41:02,540 --> 02:41:20,280
Please support me. Please pay money under my Patreon for exclusive content. And also I'll be selling out the 3 Arena again Tuesday weekday after James Smith's quintessential Chocolate Starfish Strum Along featuring Bradley Pooper.

2189
02:41:21,540 --> 02:41:27,500
okay thanks very much there Jordan B enough of that now sorry about that guys yeah you know what

2190
02:41:27,500 --> 02:41:32,760
he's like he's a bit of a shit talker and once he gets in here he doesn't stop thanks very much

2191
02:41:32,760 --> 02:41:41,460
Heron and Herb Dean and Lucy Tibbetts and Eamon Campion and everybody who's watched all the past

2192
02:41:41,460 --> 02:41:46,200
all over the past couple of hours was it two hours three hours nearly thank you very much

2193
02:41:46,200 --> 02:41:59,320
all that's left to say is and I mean this sincerely and I mean this sincerely all that's left to say is

2194
02:41:59,320 --> 02:42:01,940
thank you very much and

2195
02:42:01,940 --> 02:42:15,060
I can feel it coming in the air tonight

2196
02:42:15,060 --> 02:42:41,180
oh Lord can you feel it coming in the afternoon oh Lord oh Lord can you feel it coming in the afternoon oh Lord oh Lord

2197
02:42:41,180 --> 02:43:07,180
*music*

2198
02:43:07,180 --> 02:43:11,180
*music*

2199
02:43:11,180 --> 02:43:23,180
James Smith's brown noise extravaganza, live from his old lady's spare room featuring Maria Walsh MEP playing James's starfish hard and fast.

2200
02:43:23,180 --> 02:43:34,180
Bradley Cooper aka Brown Lee Pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iPhone while strumming his guitar with his flaccid manhood.

2201
02:43:34,180 --> 02:43:36,680
Crying in a Stetson.

2202
02:43:36,680 --> 02:43:40,680
Crying in a Stetson.

2203
02:43:40,680 --> 02:43:43,880
Good night and gum left.

2204
02:43:43,880 --> 02:43:51,880
Crying in a Stetson.

2205
02:43:51,880 --> 02:43:56,020
Thank you.
